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    The problem is, no one knows how to market Ilya Rozanov's (in his own words) sexy Euro masculinity to an audience of white straight men.

    He needs the best. And if it happens to be his secret lover’s mother who despises his very existence, so be it.


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    See? That is what I need. Do not care that you are not professional. You are best
    This is Ilya Rozanov

    Yuna

    This is a fucking joke, right?

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Or: the WAG Ilya thing.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Season 3 spoilers!

    The mind flayer enters Billy Hargrove, but instead of breaking people down to make his own body, he decides Billy’s suits him just fine. Billy, surprising even himself, finds he doesn’t entirely hate that; there are certain benefits to sharing a body with some kind of trans-dimensional monster, and maybe, maybe, some of them wear stupid sailor outfits.

    The whole thing might not be so bad after all, except Billy’s mind flayer isn’t the only one.

    Billy-centric season 3 rewrite/crossover with Venom

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    05 Jun 2026

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    Clark Kent has a pretty great thing going for him. He's the backup goalie for the Gotham Blades, the worst team in NHL history, and he's working on his journalism degree. He never has to worry about money and he's got plenty of free time to be Superman and partner with the Justice League.

    It's all going really well. Until Bruce Wayne ruins everything.

    “When I asked you what you wanted for your birthday, you said you wanted the Blades to,” Bruce used air quotes which shouldn't be endearing, “win an ‘effing’ game for once in your life.”

    "What,” Jason barks out a laugh, “you’re gonna bribe a ref or somethin’?”

    “Goodness no!” Bruce cries out dramatically clutching his hands to his chest, utterly scandalized. “What do you take me for? A criminal? Of course not, Jason. I would never! I am a good influence.”

    Jason continues to glare at him, clearly waiting for something.

    “I bought the team,” Bruce announces.

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    01 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 49

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    Stiles Stilinski is supposed to be on vacation.

    Somehow, this keeps involving federal cases, Neal Caffrey, and Peter Burke developing new stress lines.

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    04 Jun 2026