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Tommyinnit and his Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Life by QueerGooseTeeth
Fandoms: Dream SMP
13 Oct 2025
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"'You,' he announced, holding up the offending sleeve and leveling it with a withering glare, 'are the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen. I don’t even think moths would want to eat you.'
The jacket responded by somehow looking like it was losing structural integrity in real time.
'Fine,' Tommy huffed, baring his teeth at it. 'Be that way. See where that gets you, bitch.'"
OR, Tommyinnit vs. The World
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Night shift is always hard on Dennis. Working with Abbot is even harder. It's like working with a fucking psychic— somehow, Abbot always looks as if he can see right through him. If he thought Robby was bad, Abbot is ten times worse. Because he pushes. Where Robby pulls back, Abbot takes his place with a fucking battering ram.
It would almost be impressive how perceptive Abbot is if he weren’t so focused on using that ability to strip Dennis right down to the bone, then break those in half like the marrow holds words that Dennis might be hiding.
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Dennis has epilepsy and not enough medication. Rationing pills can't be that bad for you, right? Jack and Robby will understand. ...Right?
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04 Jun 2026
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Treating overdoses is common in the E.R.
What isn't common? Treating one of their own.
OR: Ogilvie accidentally injects Whitaker with a near-lethal dose of ketamine, and Robby loses his shit.
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- Part 4 of Whump Whitaker Chronicles
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04 Jun 2026
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Dennis gives his lunch to a hungry little patient. Hypoglycemia, diabetic drama, and ER trauma follow. Robby is going to make sure his favorite intern is taken care of – whether Dennis likes it or not.
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- Part 3 of Whump Whitaker Chronicles
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04 Jun 2026
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Dennis treats a victim of child abuse. The little boy reminds him far too much of himself.
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OR: Dennis really needs a break. PTMC never gives him one. Robby is just along for the ride (and trying to keep his favorite medical student from flying apart at the seams).
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- Part 2 of Whump Whitaker Chronicles
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04 Jun 2026
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Whitaker was used to getting beaten up. Having three older brothers, growing up in the countryside, helping his family run a farm - it all came with the area.
It was fine. Really. He could take a punch. He knew how to tape himself back up, lick his wounds, and move on. Being hurt, to Dennis, was just a part of life.
Dr. Robby doesn't agree.
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OR: Whitaker gets his shit rocked in a bar fight, and doesn't seem to see the issue. Robby is appalled. Everyone else is just along for the ride.
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- Part 1 of Whump Whitaker Chronicles
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04 Jun 2026