Porphyria
Fandoms
- Teen Wolf (TV) (1)
- BBC Radio 1 RPF (1)
- One Direction (Band) (1)
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We Don't Like You. We Don't Find You Interesting. by Porphyria
Fandoms: One Direction (Band), Radio 1 RPF
04 Dec 2014
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“Saw the sign did you? Pity you didn’t follow it.”
“I have fucking had it. Why do you hate me so fucking much? Everyone else loves me, or at least pretends to. I’ve never done anything to you, so what’s your problem, you little piss ant?”
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5 Times Stiles Kissed Derek (and one time Derek kissed Stiles) by Porphyria
Fandoms: teen wolf - Fandom, Teen Wolf (TV)
09 Jan 2013
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So Stiles has this problem, it's not life impeding or anything. It's really simple to solve actually.
He just needs to find a way to keep his face from mashing into Derek Hale's.
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April's Fool by EiraMorhen
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Apr 2026
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"Ilya was a genius. Like, actually.
The next match between Ottawa and Montreal was played in Ottawa in three weeks. On April 1st.
April Fool’s Day.
And Ilya, the ultimate prankster, had the perfect idea.
He just needed to bring Shane on board."The prank goes exactly as planned. The team never sees it coming.
Bookmarked by Porphyria
14 Jun 2026
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There Are Some Things Cliff Marleau Cannot Unlearn (No Matter How Hard He Tries) by EiraMorhen
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 May 2026
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Cliff knew that this probably violated the promise he made to Roz when he had given him a spare key. It was for emergencies only. He hoped he kept his key privileges after tonight.
Because throwing a surprise pizza/movie night in Roz’s own home for when he returned to Boston from his father’s funeral in Russia? That probably didn’t count as an emergency.
But fuck it. Roz was his best friend, and while his father may have sucked, it’s still awful losing a parent. Roz should have his friends here, waiting to support him when he gets back.
The only thing that could make this better was if Cliff knew who Jane was, so she could be here for him too.
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14 Jun 2026
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It turns out ‘slut’ isn’t an offensive term – not if you’re Shane Hollander.
5+1 of Shane discovering his new favourite term of endearment.- Language:
- English
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- 11,346
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- Comments:
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- Kudos:
- 3,420
- Bookmarks:
- 690
- Hits:
- 33,544
Bookmarked by Porphyria
14 Jun 2026
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Shane could deny it – he could try to pretend the man in the audio whimpering for more isn’t him, that it’s a scam, that it was fake or edited. He could get lawyers involved, or take it to the press before anything leaks and control the narrative himself. But he doesn’t know how much more the blackmailer has, and he can’t risk Ilya getting outed or deported or – well, he can’t risk Ilya.
*Shane and Ilya don't get caught at the cottage. But they still get caught. -
Twitter vs Ilya Rozanov by medievalsmut
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 May 2026
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Ilya takes a jab at Shane in an interview and Twitter thinks he’s bad husband
Cue everybody they know coming to his defense
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14 Jun 2026