Pintowski
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You must be a beaver because whenever I see you all I can think is "Damn"! by Pintowski
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
25 Jul 2026
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Just looking at Jude for a few seconds was enough to make Erling feel his chest burn, as if he had swallowed a generous gulp of an overly strong aphrodisiac. The world lost its clarity, his thoughts became jumbled, and his blood boiled through his veins.
And damn... Jude looked impeccable there.
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After months separated by distance, Jude can finally visit his boyfriend and see the piece of land Erling calls home: a small farm hidden among thousands of trees, practically at the end of the world, in Norway. The accumulated longing is so intense that, when they finally reunite, they seem like a couple of teenagers.
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- Part 3 of Pick-Up Lines for Valentine's Day
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I'm sorry to let you know that you're under arrest... for stealing my heart. by Pintowski
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
09 Jul 2026
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"You're mine, sunshine... Forever," Erling promised with a proud little smile, his voice deeper and huskier, his blue eyes shining with a fierce and protective love.
“Forever…” Jude managed to stammer, a weak, exhausted smile appearing on his lips.
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- Part 2 of Pick-Up Lines for Valentine's Day
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Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you. by Pintowski
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
07 Jul 2026
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Jude was in the passenger seat of the car, but his body was completely leaning towards the driver. The carbon fiber center console was an inconvenient obstacle, so he solved this by resting one knee directly on the leather upholstery of Erling's seat, encroaching on its space.
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- Part 1 of Pick-Up Lines for Valentine's Day
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"And what exactly would we gain by trading this bar for your car, Ilja?"
The blond man moistened his lips slowly, his eyes fixed on Carmelo's, calmly enduring the challenge.
“It’s much hotter in there. We can turn on the air conditioning…" he replied, his voice drawling, deliberately emphasizing each word. He paused, letting the double meaning linger in the millimetric space between them, before concluding with a whisper: “And we both know there are many ways to make the heat rise faster…”
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Gunther slowly raised his hand. He made no move to touch him, but his long fingers paused in mid-air, inches from the side of Kaiser's face. The icy, focused green gaze fixed on the opening in the mask, where the other's large blue eyes seemed dilated with pure anticipation.
“Take that off,” Gunther ordered suddenly. His voice was barely a deep whisper, but it carried the absolute weight of a directive that accepted no questioning.
Kaiser trembled from head to toe.
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A series inspired by the special Valentine's Day video where Erling and Jude exchange the cheesiest pick-up lines possible. Each one-shot uses one of these pick-up lines as its title and inspiration to create a different story. Although they are part of the same collection, all the works are independent and unrelated to each other, and can be read in any order...
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How to Make iOS Text Messages on AO3 by CodenameCarrot, La_Temperanza
Fandoms: No Fandom
10 Apr 2016
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This is a tutorial/live example on how to mimic iOS text messages on AO3 without the need to use images. There's also a chapter on how to have emojis displayed on AO3 as well.
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- Part 3 of AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials
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- English
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- 4,500
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- Collections:
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- Comments:
- 385
- Kudos:
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- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by Pintowski
19 Jul 2026
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randy forgets what day it is and wakes up to a reminder
Bookmarked by Pintowski
02 Apr 2026
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Beloved Mine by JessRoseDraws
Fandoms: Professional Wrestling, World Wrestling Entertainment, WWE
31 Oct 2025
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"He can’t help but lay a comforting, gloved hand on the young man’s freshly washed face as he looks down at him. His long, delicate lashes rest gently against his pale cheeks. Cheeks devoid of the flush becoming of the young man full of life that he was mere hours ago, a flush that surely graces his own warm cheeks as he studies his exquisite features with the careful gaze of an artist examining his subject. His blue tinged lips, soft and plush, parted ever so slightly as if waiting for true love’s kiss, a kiss he finds his own lips aching for. He looks as though he could awaken at any moment, as though if he stared long and intently enough at him those big, doll-like eyes, now clouding over, would flutter open, bright and full of life once more to gaze back at him in equal fondness."
Lonely medical examiner Randy Orton falls in love with a beautiful corpse and brings him back to life with the power of love (and sex).
Bookmarked by Pintowski
26 Feb 2026
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Randy meets Cody for the first time and they have a consequential encounter before Cody’s debut match.
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- Part 1 of Green
Bookmarked by Pintowski
26 Feb 2026
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The Shield take interest in Cody Rhodes and Randy Orton has something to prove to them.
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- Part 1 of Fa’ate’aina (Dethroned)
- Part 3 of Pulp Fantasy (Collection)
Bookmarked by Pintowski
22 Feb 2026