Patheticbard
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The Quantum Marmoreal by Patheticbard
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series (TV)
07 Jul 2026
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The crew of the enterprise are invited on a diplomatic mission to a masquerade event. Things do not go as expected for better and for worse!
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Touch, where do you lead? by Gravenmaw (Patheticbard)
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series
27 Feb 2026
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Kirk beams back up to the Enterprise during shore leave to check in on the recovery of her and her first officer.
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What's Left of the Cuckoo's Nest by Patheticbard
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series
17 Feb 2026
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When responding to a mysterious distress call from a seemingly deserted starfleet shipwreck Spock and Kirk find more than they bargained for.
(Baby on the enterprise!)
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How Jim Kirk spent his New Years Kiss.
(It's pretty short- there's not really much plot other than that)
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For Your Eyes Only, Secretly by Gravenmaw (Patheticbard)
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
05 Oct 2025
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'It doesn’t mean anything when they find themselves entwined like this; Dennis always makes sure to make it clear. It’s just easier this way. They don’t have to put any effort into seducing another person like this. It’s simpler, more accessible, and uncomplicated.'
Or in other words: Mac and Dennis 'pal-ing around platonically in the bedroom' or however they worded it.