Paradoxically_Who



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    Simon’s prosthetic arm is acting up and Ryland knows the basic steps to resetting it. The one thing he doesn’t account for is when the system gets scrambled and makes for an… interesting discovery.

    AKA: Simon’s nerve functions are acting up and Ryland takes full advantage of it.

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    23 Jul 2026

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    Ryland Grace has a tendency to go off on tangents. Most of the time Simon is content to simply listen and exist alongside him.

    This time he decides to test how well his scientist understands the material under distracting conditions...

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    Simon makes Grace recite science facts while he gets him off and then they fuck about it.

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    18 Jul 2026

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    Touch-starved Ryland Grace was excited at the prospect of another human on Erid who could help with platonic touching every once in a while. Simon, however, refuses to touch Ryland, closes himself off from everyone around him, and keeps having sex dreams about Grace.

    What could possibly go wrong if they’re in a room together?

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    Grace refused to be so pathetic as to get hard from a punch to the face (he very much did get hard from it)

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    11 Jul 2026

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    Where the Hail Mary survives a trip through a black-hole-that's-not-really-a-black-hole on their journey to Erid, and our favorite teacher-alien duo discover a new Blip-A.

    An abandoned and fully-functional space station floats just outside the atmosphere of a distant celestial body, which seems to be covered in a suspicious red liquid. And if that's not crazy enough, a tree seems to be growing from the depths of that crimson sea, with a barely-breathing human man hooked onto one of its branches.

    It's time for Grace to be brave; after having the pressure of saving the entire world on his shoulders for so long, what was one more life?

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    10 Jul 2026

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    “Yes?” Aziraphale prompted gently. “What do you want?
    “D’you mind if...can I keep the dress on?”

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    25 May 2026