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    Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy never intended to blow up their life's work, but that's rather what they've gone and done. Now they're trapped 200 years in the past, with a broken Time Turner, a missing snuff box, a handful of overly-eligible daughters, and a House-elf in a cable knit cardigan. It will require the combined power of their keen intellects to get them home, if they'd stop arguing long enough to use them.
    As it turns out, history is just one damned accident after another.

    For fans of Harry Potter, Jane Austen, and Connie Willis, a historical romantic comedy all about time, and getting the hell out of it.
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    A podfic recording of PacificRimbaud's Love and Other Historical Accidents

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    28 Jun 2026

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    In lieu of the deleted original! to listen asap

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    When Quirrell abruptly quits his post as professor of Muggle Studies, teaching apprentice Hermione Granger volunteers to replace him. Unhappy with some of Dumbledore’s recent appointments, the board of governors volunteers Lucius Malfoy to assess Hermione’s teaching for a term in order to determine if she’s the right fit for the job. Neither of them is happy about it.

    Or: a very petty pair make the students of Hogwarts look like mature adults. No Voldemort AU.

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    24 Feb 2024

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    😭 goddamn

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    The Eridians are very curious about their new human friend. Grace indulges them, which is how he ends up teaching a class on Human Sex Ed. When one random Eridian asks if he can see Grace naked, Grace says no, of course. When Rocky asks the same question later, Grace… doesn't exactly say no.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Grace had once explained to me the meaning of their surname in their native language. Elegance of form, beauty in motion.

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    11 May 2026

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    "So how humans pick partner?"

    "Well, sexually speaking, I guess a lot of humans go off of looks,” said Grace. “Physical appearance.”

    “Physical appearance!” Rocky was scandalized. “No good. Bad variable. Tell you nothing. Have to run experiment. Have to try.”

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    10 May 2026