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    Cardan POV — A Retelling of The Cruel Prince

    This is, unfortunately, a story about feelings.

    In my defence, I was drunk for a surprising amount of it.

    (Full canon retelling with added scenes • Heavy angst • Slow-burn obsession)

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    09 Jun 2026

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    A conversation (from Cardan's POV) between Nicasia and Cardan, set right after TWK. This missing scene was inspired by the moment in QoN when Nicasia tells Jude that she got more of the story out of Cardan while she was in exile.
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    “She said she wouldn’t tell you about that,” Nicasia huffs. I let out a cruel laugh. She crosses her arms over her chest, and I am satisfied to see that she is losing her composure. She is agitated, heat making her face blotchy. Good. 

    “She lied,” I say with a grin, looking her straight in the face. 

    “And I’m sure you sorely miss her lying tongue,” she snaps back. 

    “More than you may realize,” I say dryly. That shuts her up, her mouth hanging open as she contemplates exactly what I mean. 

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Vivi and Heather's bathroom is tiny. The white porcelain tub is, at best, half the size of the one in the Royal rooms back in Elfhame, and he can't fit without his knees poking out of the water. Perhaps a bit undignified for a king, but Cardan doesn't care. Not now, when it's deliciously warm and Jude's fingers are working themselves over his scalp, washing the iron out of his hair. 

     

     

    Short Jurdan fluff set directly after How the King Of Elfhame Learned To Hate Stories.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    | Complete. |

    Cardan’s eyes flash open.

    “Why?” he repeats, and Jude feels the power shift between them. “Don’t you remember, wife?” he croons. “It was the Undersea that stole you away from me.” 

    And Jude has only enough time to think, danger, before he lunges at her.

     

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    Cardan and Jude work on removing their armor. Taking off this particularly stubborn piece happens in varying states of undress.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    A night out at the Kingfisher during a team roadtrip to New York leaves Ilya cursed with a truth spell. Worried this will ruin everything for Ilya and Shane and their very secret relationship, Ilya scrambles to break the curse before saying anything he can't take back.

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    04 Jun 2026