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Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.
Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
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14 Apr 2026
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continuity errors/tuesday again by Anonymous
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
17 Apr 2026
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The first thing you should know about time loops is that they’re really fucking hard to break. The second thing is that you can never break one in such a way that it is incapable of returning.
The third thing you should know is that everyone around you has probably been stuck in a time loop at one point or another, and they made it out alive. This is only comforting if you’re a numbers guy, or if you’re the kind of guy who talks to others about how it feels to live the same day over and over and over and over and over and over again.
Shame if you’re not; the most important thing you should know about breaking a time loop is that it helps to tell someone you’re trapped in one in the first place.
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13 Apr 2026
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And then there is Ilya Rozanov after all of them, the cocky eighteen year old smoking in front of a no-smoking sign outside an arena in Saskatchewan. Ilya Rozanov, hockey player, born in Moscow, Russia to Irina Rozanova and Grigori Rozanov (though Shane wouldn’t really know this until much later). June 15, 1991. Shane was born before him so, technically, Rozanov has never known a life without Shane Hollander, which he will definitely lord over him whenever he’d get the chance to. His jersey number is 81. He’s a center like Shane. He’s the captain of the Boston Raiders. He’s a Gemini, though Shane has no idea how that affects him, if it has any bearing on his personality at all. Shane thinks there’s none because Rozanov is an asshole regardless, but all the tabloids insist that there is. He’s six foot three; only an inch taller than Shane. He’s a boy. There’s this thing that he does where he rubs his nose whenever he’s lying. It’s a pretty easy tell, and Rozanov is not a very good liar. He’s a boy, a boy, a boy.
Sometimes, he wishes Rozanov was a girl instead.
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08 Apr 2026
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mistakes have been made by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Mar 2026
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Ilya: Troy came out to the team a few days ago and then asked me for your number
Shane: And you thought it would be a good idea to give it to him?
Ilya: It’s been a boring few months.
Ilya: Was he awkward? He is so awkward.
Ilya: He is about as bad at being gay as you are.Shane: Fuck you.
Shane: And YES. It was fucking awkward.Ilya: I knew it.
Ilya: Tell me everything.Shane: He told me he was gay.
Shane: Which WTF. Didn't see that coming.Ilya: Okay, yes. And?
Shane: And then he asked me out on a date.
Ilya: What.
Shane: And now we’re going to dinner next week after the game.
Ilya: WHAT.
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30 Mar 2026
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mixed messages by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Mar 2026
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Hayden: Babe.
Hayden:...do you think Shane could be gay?Jackie: Definitely.
Hayden: Wait, seriously?
Jackie: Yeah, I’ve suspected for years.
Jackie: But why do you think so all of a sudden?Hayden: Okay, we have to come back to that but.
Hayden: I got a message from him that I don’t think was meant for me…Jackie: What did it say?
Hayden: You’re going to make me type it out?
Jackie: Hayden, you’re thirty years old. Type out the message. It can’t be that bad.
Hayden: Something about missing a cock desperately.
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27 Mar 2026