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    Step 1 in creating Necktapus: Enlongate Neck
    Step 2 in creating Necktapus: Latch on and lock necks with another human
    Step 3 in creating Necktapus: Split faces like making octopus hotdogs. Should be gorgon looky
    Step 4 in creating Necktapus: Skitter

    Authors note: Necktapuses can be found in the wild. Often dredged up in nets by deep sea exploration crews. Too uncomfortable with the Necktapuses existence, they are let go. The only Necktapus skeleton on record available to the general public is in this museum. Though be aware longterm exposure can elongate your neck as well.

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    Decades after saving the Earth, Grace’s video logs are released to the public

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    The Petrova History Commission is an international organisation dedicated to the preservation of information pertaining to the Astrophage Crisis. Our curators have reviewed hundreds of thousands of papers, millions of novels and billions of webpages to build a comprehensive and easily searchable database on what life looked like during our darkest times.

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    What are yalls biggest lab pet peeves?
    this guy in my class keeps forgetting to shut the fume hood and its driving me completely insane!!!!

    You're talking about Ryland Grace, aren't you? I'm in the same prac block too. I swear that guy gets a hit from dosing on hazardous chemicals.

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    The Eridians have finally gotten the water feature in Ryland's personal zoo enclosure just right (even if Rocky would like him to stop calling his dome that).

    Rocky refuses to believe that humans naturally float. There is no way Ryland's entire species regularly goes into deep water for fun.

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    “What are you talking about?” Grace's fingers played quick chords as he spoke. He didn’t even look as he did it, but it did not make them any less purposeful.

    “Discussing possible reasons why Tau Ceti is not infected while other stars are,” Eva replied deftly. “I would invite you to join, but we were just finishing—”

    “Oh, that’s easy.” His hand twisted a knob, and the notes came out sharper. “It is infected—Petrova Line and everything.”

    In Grace's opinion, dreaming about time traveling is no excuse for getting out of practice with his Eridian. To the rest of the Petrova Taskforce, it seems a bit odd that their resident Astrophage expert has suddenly taken to carrying a keyboard around and playing it whenever he speaks. Eva Stratt resolves to figure out what is going on.

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