Nepperoni289
Fandoms
- Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling (13)
- Doctor Who (1)
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When Harry Potter and Daphne Greengrass first met each other, it was love at first sight. However there was one small complication: Daphne is a Dalek.
(Major crack.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,176
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 10
- Hits:
- 237
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Deep down, we've all wondered how different Harry's life would be if Hedwig was a gangster who had a knife and swore a lot.
This is that story.
(Features Harry/Daphne, but Hedwig is the focus. It isn't a background ship however)
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When Ron made a joke about Harry having a harem with a rather unique and impossible requirement, he didn't expect it to lead to anything. However, Ron underestimated just how far many witches would go to get in.
(MAJOR CRACK, DON'T TAKE SERIOUSLY AT ALL.)
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Harry Potter and Sue Li love to argue with one another. Hermione wishes they didn't.
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Harry & Daphne decide to help Voldemort become truly immortal. Voldemort really wishes they didn't.