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    Bruce looked at the rambling mass of former Robins in the back of the Batmobile, to the fourth one to his left. They were all stoned out of their minds on a mixture of sedative and cheer toxin. Furthermore, there was a chance that the antidote to either of the drugs would interact with the other, making it safer to let the drugs pass through them naturally. But that meant he needed to supervise four highly trained vigilantes who were all very disinhibited and not particularly lucid. If it was just one, he’d take them to their room and supervise them there but it would take him a while to get Tim, Steph, Dick and Jason to their rooms and then he’d have to split his attention between them. Unless...

    Or Dick, Jason, Steph and Tim are hit by cheer toxin and Bruce has to deal with it.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Jason just wants some peace and quiet.
    His new kitten- and his family- have other ideas.
     

    Briefly, Jason wonders if kittens can lose their innocence. Then he decides fuck it, because Crowbar probably lost whatever innocence she had left the moment he named her after a murder weapon.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    All Bruce had wanted was to do some training in improvised weapons.
    His children, however, are all heathens.
    It goes about as well as one might expect.

     

    "It was sitting on the table, it wasn't loaded, I was in the middle of cleaning it- YES HITTING SOMEONE WITH A GUN IS IMRPOV! Have you ever been in a theater before-"

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Bruce goes back for Jason after the showdown between him and the Red Hood (and the Joker), and finds out exactly what his batarang hit.

     

    No. 26 NO ONE LEFT BEHIND
    Separated | Rope Burns | “Why did you save me?”

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    06 Jun 2026

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    In the past, it's a standard gala until men with guns interrupt.

    In the present, it's a charity event. With only one man and only one gun.

    Jason saves the day both times. (The second time is a little worse, though.)

    Jason reaches up, yet again, to fiddle with the knot of his tie. Bruce sighs knowingly and catches his hand then holds it, swinging it between them. He smiles as Jason rolls his eyes but doesn’t take his hand back, just arranges it so they’re clasped together.

    “It’s not as tight as it feels,” Bruce says.

    He chews on his bottom lip before he realizes what he’s doing and stops, scowling. “You’re used to it, old man,” Jason says. “It’s exactly as tight as it feels.”

    “Jay – .”

    “I don’t even gotta be at this one,” Jason whines, sounding all of five instead of thirteen. “C’mon, B. Couldn’t I’ve just stayed home? You don’t need me.”

    Bad Things Happen Bingo: Please Don't Leave Me

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