MuppetInAHelmet



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    When a fire breaks out in the base of a mythical creature trafficking ring, Jason is one of the unlucky creatures that is left behind. Luckily, the unicorn he’s left with isn’t going down without a fight.

    Ch 2: After an innocent question from Dick, Jason finds out about something strange lurking under the Manor's surface.

     

    ***Whumptober 2021: Left for Dead***

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    27 May 2026

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    An alien had taken up residence outside of the Watchtower. Its first appearance immediately started a panic with most of the heroes that could survive in space converging on the station to see whether it was friend or foe. In the end, it did not seem either.

    In fact, it seemed fine with just basking and napping wrapped around parts of the Watchtower that made up the outside. It wasn’t the size of the Watchtower, but off and on it was a very near thing.

    Humanoid, yet distinctly inhuman. White wispy hair sat atop its head, pointed ears, and the only feature that could be made out of its face were two bright green glowing eyes. A color that sent Batman into a research frenzy. Its skin was void-dark. Almost looking as if a piece of space itself had separated from the cosmos and took and almost snake-like form. Or maybe an eel?

    The most notable thing about the creature were its injuries. Multiple lacerations covered it, leaking a green that never touched the Watchtower and seemed to evaporate not long after leaving its body. Any silent attempts to collect it for study and to figure out what it was were met with emotionless green eyes and a bare hint of fang. They backed off quickly.

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    27 May 2026

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    From a tumblr writing prompt "You have one super power: The ability to know without fail what the truth is to any asked question. You planned to help the world as a super hero. It took you six hours for the government to declare you public enemy number one and the most deadly super villain alive."

    The Soothsayer just wanted to help.

    Now complete, do not repost without permission. (If you see this on amazon, it isn't me)

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    23 May 2026

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    "Welcome to BatBurger. How may I take your order?” He looked up to see a figure in a garish purple suit and a face painted with a twisted smile. Danny’s stomach did a flip. Clowns. He hated clowns.

    “With a smile of course!” The clown cackled as he pulled out a canister and threw it at Danny.

    "Nuh-uh.” Danny replied, catching the canister mid-air.

    The clown’s smile faltered, his eyes narrowing with confusion.

    “The fuck you mean ‘Nuh-uh’?” The clown asked.

    “Don’t wanna.” Danny deadpans before throwing the canister back.

    Or,

    Danny is too sleep deprived to deal with this shit.

    [Inspired by this tumbr post.]

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    21 May 2026

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    [From Tumblr]: Good cop bad cop but Jim Gordon (the good cop) is passed out from blood loss and exhaustion and Batman (the obvious bad cop) bundles everyone involved (including his kids) into a corner booth at a 24 hour diner and proceeds to interrogate the suspect over shitty diner coffee and the sounds of his kids force feeding Commissioner Gordon apple pie and french fries.

    It's the most intimidating interrogation that has ever taken place in Gotham.

    (or, the one where May’s Diner has seen everything Gotham has to offer at night. almost everything, at least)

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    21 May 2026