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Friends with Benefits (and Dividends) by toxik_angel
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jan 2026
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Harry's a horny top, Malfoy's a horny bottom. Harry does some easy math. The fact that he's straight doesn't enter the equation.
Harry and Draco have been hooking up for years, if Harry was attracted to men, surely he would have noticed by now. Right?
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- Part 5 of Koi's Oneshot Spring Cleaning
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13 Jul 2026
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Running the Red Light by Anonymous for InnerLilith
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Jul 2026
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“You’re holding up the line.” Draco rips the receipt with a flourish and hands it (a little too theatrically) to Harry. “So, if you’re done with the request pertaining to my position in this establishment, I should ask you to step to the end of the counter until your order is ready.”
Still a wanker, then.
“Mm. Then I’ll also have a cappuccino.” Someone groans behind him, then whispers something unintelligible. The door pings again. Draco looks like he’s going to take off his little white hat and throw it to the ground.
In that moment, Harry has a very vivid image (call it a premonition) of how Draco Malfoy would go all pliant and stay exactly how Harry puts him while Harry’s giving him the pounding of his life.
Harry grins.
OR: Harry bumps into Draco a few years after the war. Featuring: himbo Harry’s shameless flirting, and Draco Malfoy in a little white baker hat.
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11 Jul 2026
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Harry only meant to buy Christmas presents.
Instead, he found Draco Malfoy again, more than a decade after the war: owner of Wizarding London's best luxury apothecary, and had somehow become much, much fitter than Harry remembered.
Harry has questions, most of them inappropriate, and the only sensible thing to do with questions is investigate. Draco was definitely hiding something. Unfortunately, Harry's investigative instincts keep getting distracted by what Draco’s got going on under all those kaftans.
Featuring: food as a love language, the art of technicalities, ancient magic, Harry’s overactive imagination, and Draco’s spectacular commitment to making everything more complicated than it needs to be.
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- 10/10
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07 Jul 2026
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Harry is the only one in their friend group who isn’t friends with Draco Malfoy — and he intended to keep it that way. Until he didn’t.
Featuring: So many parties. Too many pub nights. Luna’s special purse biscuits. Hermione and Pansy being nosy besties. Ron as the tired voice of reason. Harry being great with his hands and mouth (and occasionally his heart). And Draco looking way too good under shitty pub lighting.
TLDR; Harry and his friends have a really active social life.
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05 Jul 2026
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Harry finds out Draco got a tattoo and it takes over his entire life.
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30 Jun 2026