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    “I don’t want you to lie. That’s not who you are.”

    Shane Hollander was a consummate liar, and the twisted irony of his mom’s baffled statement told him more than anything that he needed to tighten up. He was done with messing around, done with letting people down, done with indulgences that he couldn’t afford. The path before him was clear; all he had to do was walk it.

    (This, he would acknowledge later, was the biggest lie of all.)

    OR: Shane learned how to lie with his words and stillness. Unfortunately his body speaks a language of its own, and it's one Ilya Rozanov never needed a translator for. As Rozanov lets Shane get away with anything except lying to him, this causes problems until it solves them.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Shane grabbed his—technically Ilya’s—face with both hands. “Okay. Okay. Maybe we’re still asleep?” he suggested in a panicking way Ilya definitely never used before. 

    “How would we both be asleep Shane?” Ilya asked, trying to understand Shane’s line of thought.

    “I don’t know. Shared hallucination? Carbon monoxide?”

    Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander are happily engaged and living their normal lives. An unexpected snow storm hits Canada and Shane is forced to stay a day longer in Boston before flying back home. The next morning he is back in Montreal and on his way to Ottawa in the middle of a storm just so he can spend one night with his fiancé.

    They have the best day together (as always) and go to sleep in each other’s arms. Life is good. Except everything changes when the next morning they wake up with swapped bodies. Now they have to adapt and learn how to live each others lives without anyone noticing and find out a way to go back to normal again.

    What could actually go wrong?

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    13 Jun 2026

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    The mating run was an event Shane dreaded every year, and when he’s finally forced to participate he decides to simply find somewhere to ride it out, alone. What he doesn’t bank on however, is Ilya Rozanov. And this year the alpha is determined to finally claim what is his.

    After so long being the hunter, Shane is now the hunted - he just doesn’t quite know it yet.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Shane never takes off his wedding ring unless he's on the ice, but that doesn’t mean people aren’t going to try their very best to shoot their shot despite it. And, they're probably going to wish they hadn’t when they realize that his husband is always - always - waiting for the chance to show the world just who he comes home to.

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    5 times that Ilya realizes he doesn’t like having to share his husband with the general public, Shane realizing that maybe he loves it, and the 1 time Shane realizes he can be just as jealous as his husband

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    12 Jun 2026

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    “You have a ride back home, right? Please tell me you aren’t going to drive. You’ll crash one of your stupid sports cars and get a concussion. Or die.”

    “Awe, so sweet to me, worrying. But no, I am in Moscow. I have no good cars here, only shitty Marussia B2. Stupid purchase. You know, the B2 is just B1 but with fancier clothes? Look better than B1, though. B1 look like low-money 80’s future movie.” He makes an annoyed sound. “No. I do not have word. научная фантастика. What is movie type that has flying cars?”

    “Jesus,” Shane says, running a hand through his hair. “I don’t think I’ve ever heard you talk so much.”

    “You like my voice, da? So is no problem, for you.”

    “Fuck you. Do you mean sci-fi?”

    Rozanov makes a triumphant sound. “Yes, that! Sci-fi. B1 look like that meme of a cat’s face covered in cream. Ugly car. So, at least I have better choice. I can look at it and not wish to drive it off cliff and into garbage land.”

    “...You’re thinking of a landfill.”

    Or, Ilya keeps calling Shane at odd hours to talk about nothing and everything. Shane, for some reason he can’t quite rationalize, keeps answering. And texting. And then things get a bit out of hand.

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    12 Jun 2026