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murder cat sword only likes its wielder's boyfriend by PandaFlower
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Apr 2021
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Instead of being found by Huan Hua Palace disciples, Luo Binghe meets a Wan Jian disciple who instantly falls in love with his sword.
No, not that sword. Xin Mo.
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29 Jun 2026
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Airplane Fixes Everything! by thispatternismine
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Jun 2026
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He couldn’t change the past (he had written some time travel ideas into his notes, but even if they’d used them, they’d still run into the brick wall that was the System’s demands), and he couldn’t reveal the System’s existence, so ‘actually this is a story I wrote to pay rent and a mysterious entity is forcing us to run around in it like rats in a maze and it really really wanted you to go into the Abyss sorry’ was also off the table (so off the table that the System interrupted its status updates to flash up a big red warning window for even thinking about it).
So all he could do was mitigate the damage by taking the wind out of the protagonist’s sails.
By making Cucumber-bro as pathetic as possible! There was no glory in kicking a man while he was down, after all!
Due to a Without-A-Cure flare up, Shang Qinghua is sent to Jin Lan City in Shen Qingqiu's place. Shit, what do you mean the protagonist is back two years early? Okay, Shang Qinghua, think fast, & start talking!
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20 Jun 2026
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A Treatise on the Care and Feeding of Eldritch Familiars by RestMyCase for eclipse888
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jun 2026
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“Does bonding with you mean you’re mine?” he asked with nearly a childlike wonder.
Gasps erupted behind them.
Familiars did not speak aloud.
Shen Jiu ignored everyone else completely.
“It means you're mine,” he corrected coolly.
The creature’s eyes narrowed pleasantly.
“Ah,” it said softly. “That works too.”
Shen Jiu wants a powerful familiar. An intelligent familiar. A familiar worthy of the Academy's top student.
What he gets is Shen Yuan.
Or:
Shen Jiu accidentally summons an eldritch horror with the personality of an affectionate cat and discovers that everyone else's survival instincts are dramatically overdeveloped.
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20 Jun 2026
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Heart Aflutter by 13thMuse
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
12 May 2024
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A series of vignettes featuring a twitterpated Luo Binghe and an oblivious Shen Qingqiu. Now with wings!
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17 Jun 2026
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Purple like the colors of the moon by goodbye_blue
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Feb 2025
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“Maybe I should call you ‘Shizun.’” Luo Binghe said, lazily tracing patterns on Shen Qingqiu’s back with an idle finger.
He snorted. “I’m not sure that term applies to this situation.”
“Why not? You’re my teacher aren’t you? I don’t have any other masters teaching me these skills. I’m very dedicated to my education, you know. Really, I ought to offer you a bow.”
Having come of age, in preparation for his future role as husband to the imperial harem, crown prince Luo Binghe must receive a marital education. Shen Qingqiu is the prostitute sent to teach him.
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15 Jun 2026