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the great divide by Macremae
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 Jun 2026
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The planet 40 Eridani a b is approximately sixteen point three light years away. She checked. It’s actually a very popular Google search these days.
He keeps having these dreams about a person with no face. It's on the tip of his tongue, really.
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Cunk on Erid by Macremae
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Cunk on Earth (TV), Cunk on Britain (TV)
22 Apr 2026
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In this BBC documentary special, Philomena Cunk travels to the planet Erid to pose the questions no one else would even think to ask.
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The following is a transcript from the cutting-room-floor-archives of the podcast, “The Children’s Fun Fact Science Corner”, taken from episode 235, “Fun With Current Events”. Some portions have been edited for clarity, or censored to maintain a PG-rating. None of the following aired publicly.
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something like love with nowhere to go by Macremae
Fandoms: Sweeney Todd - Sondheim/Wheeler
11 Jul 2023
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In which Johanna Barker cleans out her father’s room, reads a book, and writes some letters– in roughly that order.
Or: two Jews, three opinions on the man that was Benjamin Barker.
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When Jo is twelve years old, she and the rest of the soccer team crowd into a dingy but cheap ice cream shop after their first game of the season, and her eyes widen at the extra scoop of rocky road (she thinks?) the woman behind the counter gives her with a wink. It will take her another four years to realize the woman is winking at Jo’s dad, coming to the conclusion on the first day of her new summer job that she was definitely only hired to scoop ice cream for the next three months because her boss wants to fuck him.
Being sixteen, Jo has decided, sucks ass.
Snippets from a better, kinder universe in which Jo has the summer job from hell, Nellie wants to fuck Jo’s dad, and Ben Barker is a single father trying his best. He works at GreatClips.
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newmann one-shots by emma_394, Macremae, OnyxSphinx
Fandom Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer, Jamestown (TV), Pacific Rim (Movies), Torchwood, Welcome to Night Vale
01 Dec 2021
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a series of unconnected Newmann one-shots
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In which post-Uprising, Newt is handed a classroom of rapscallion murder teens with no giant monsters to murder, and is told to put that STEM teaching background to good use. Fuck you, Jake Pentecost. How's he supposed to be "hip with the youngsters" now?
(The elephant toothpaste demonstration will probably help his chances.)
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They say recovery comes in threes. First with the mind, then the body, and finally the spirit. They also say that it cannot be found alone.
This is the story of Newton Geiszler, and the three people that help him find himself again.
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Her fingers wrap around his tie, delicately—and she pulls.
His mouth lolls open and he lets out a soft gasp. His gaze sharpens, just a little, and focuses on her. Grace looks at her with wet, shimmering blue eyes, and what scatters through her mind is “pretty, pretty, pretty”.
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05 Jun 2026
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Curiosity Satiated by maroon
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Jun 2026
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"Right." With his unoccupied hand, he twists his wedding ring. "You know what's a better way to die, though?"
Ilyukhina looks up and smirks. "Orgasm?"
Rocky laughs. "Yeah."
They both laugh.
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05 Jun 2026
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Little Science Lapdog by Likelightinglass
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
14 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace has some inappropriate thoughts sitting in Eva Stratt's office alone.
When she comes in, he gets to learn some new things about himself and what he likes.
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28 May 2026
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United States v. Barnes, 617 F. Supp. 2d 143 (D.D.C. 2015) by fallingvoices, radialarch
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
29 Sep 2014
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The Associated Press @AP
Winter Soldier set to stand trial for Washington D.C. massacre and treason apne.ws/1og6SWE- Language:
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10 May 2026
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took me back to something (that i'd somehow lost somewhere along the way) by AruiI
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
02 May 2026
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The biodome is, at last, finished.
Grace runs.
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- Part 4 of time passes in leaps up here
Bookmarked by Macremae
06 May 2026