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“You are acting like no one has ever done this to you before.”
“Not true,” Shane mumbles.
“No,” Ilya agrees. “You do this with Butler. In my house.” He leans in, whispers right into Shane’s ear: “But he is bad at it, I think. Or you would not be acting like this, just from a little touch.”
Ilya reluctantly lends his apartment to the captain of the Boston Raiders, who uses it to conduct an extramarital affair. Unfortunately, his captain's mistress turns out to be Shane Hollander.
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16 Mar 2026
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when montreal is pitted against boston once again, cliff marleau finds himself knocking at shane hollander’s hotel room door with an apology for laying him out last time their teams met. only, hayden pike opens the door with a scowl on his face.
(my dear reader, smut does, in fact, ensue.)
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25 Feb 2026
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The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts. For four months in Switzerland, they share a team, a line, a house, and a bed.
Then the lockout ends in January, and it’s time to go back. Back to different countries, cities, lives. Beds.
Reentry is harder than expected.
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- Part 8 of my heated rivalry anon fics
- Part 1 of homegrown
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21 Feb 2026
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His house liked Draco Malfoy more than him.
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- Part 3 of Harry Potter works
- Part 11 of Astolat Sampler
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10 Oct 2025
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‘He could still feel the bite pulsing in rhythm with his heartbeat, remembered the sting, made more painful by emotion and surprise.’ A little ‘what if they really did it on Sakari’ story.
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- Part 1 of I Get A Fever That’s So Hard To Bear
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27 Sep 2025
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It’s funny how quickly this has become routine for them. Distantly, he thinks about Pavlov and dogs and pretends he’s okay with how he’s growing fond of the bell that calls him.
It could never be love. Hughie knew that from the start, from the first ring of the bell. He knew what he was getting into, knew exactly who he was crawling into bed with, exactly who he was saying yes to, over and over and over. He also knew, from the start, that none of that was ever going to stop him coming back. He knew, from the start, that maybe nothing ever would.
But it’s nice - oh, so nice, so indescribably divine - when it happens. And, afterwards, well, it’s fine. Hughie’s fine. It’s routine. The fool doing his usual little dance. Drooling like Pavlov’s fucking dog at the sound of the bells on his stupid fucking hat.
Sometimes, Butcher “accidentally” says the softest, sweetest things in the heat of the moment, making Hughie absolutely melt for him. Weirdly, though, he always says them right around the time he wants Hughie to do something for him, keeping Hughie loyally chained right to his side.
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17 May 2025
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Centuries ago, marriage contracts were the norm — ready-made alliances between families, expected and complied with, without complaint. But norms have a way of changing, and when a long-dormant contract flares to life, Harry has to navigate an unexpected splintering of the path he'd thought would be easy after the war... with Draco Malfoy.
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03 Apr 2025
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In the end, it comes as no surprise when the first guy says, “What did you just say to me?”
“So you are deaf,” Harrington says haughtily, “that’s good to know. Or, hell, I don’t know, I could be wrong. Maybe you’re just stupid.”
Billy is out the door within a split second, just in time to see Harrington get decked in the face like an idiot.
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Or: After their fight, Billy realises that Steve can't throw a punch to save his life. He decides that it's on him to fix that.
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23 Jun 2024
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Too Easy by seenonlyfromadistance
Fandoms: West Side Story (2021), West Side Story - Bernstein/Sondheim/Laurents
31 Dec 2021
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Instead of any empty bed, Tony finds a lump under his blankets, curled up tight. A mess of towheaded hair, a cheekbone, a nose, a mouth held tight and small. It’s Riff, battered and bruised.
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02 Jun 2024
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A small gift is given.
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- Part 9 of liebe ist für alle da
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12 Apr 2024
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Harry waits, but the hex never comes. In the mirror, Malfoy’s eyes dip shut, and he lets out a soft sound that goes right through Harry, heat rising in his body, pushing out against his chest.
Malfoy turns slowly, careful not to dislodge Harry’s hand. He swallows, Adam's apple bobbing, then speaks, his voice low. “Don’t start something you won’t finish.”
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Harry’s not sure why he’s started hooking up with Malfoy. Boredom, or the heat of the summer, maybe. Whatever it is, it’s nothing too complicated. Right?
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15 Feb 2024
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Public Bookmark 283
Mystery Work
Part of done_with_this
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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27 Nov 2023
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He Can't Hurt You if You're Already Dead by unspeakable3
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Apr 2021
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In which Regulus Black finds his peaceful post-life disturbed by his stupid brother and some stupid organisation called the Order of the Phoenix or something.
Featuring: hiding one's ghostly form in an urn, unsuccessful attempts at haunting, and the difficulty in reconciling brotherly relationships when one of you is dead and the other is a wanted criminal.
(takes place in the summer of 1995, between "lie low at Lupin's" and the events of HP and the Order of the Phoenix)
Winner, Best of 2021 r/FanFiction Awards
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- Part 2 of Ghost!Regulus
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21 Nov 2023
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Sirius’s feelings for James were wrong, so wrong, and they only got worse when James started ambushing him with sex.
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08 Nov 2023
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Eyes on me. Close your eyes tomorrow, when they toss that vapid, boring bride of yours underneath you.
In which Sirius is sorted into Slytherin.
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06 Nov 2023
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I don’t own a single gun by robbersxfilms
Fandoms: West Side Story (2021), West Side Story - Bernstein/Sondheim/Laurents
16 Aug 2023
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Riff, against all odds, survives. Still, Tony mourns.
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19 Aug 2023
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pampered by hairyoldrex (askeace)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
23 Dec 2021
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They both knew damn well that these distractions were a way for Din to punish himself, but Boba wasn't interested in that.
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05 May 2023
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It is, of course, inevitable. New York being a fish bowl; about as big as a bread box; the biggest small town in the country. One day he runs into Tony. It was inevitable.
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13 Oct 2022
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They're the Same Thing by seenonlyfromadistance
Fandoms: West Side Story (2021), West Side Story - Bernstein/Sondheim/Laurents
23 Jan 2022
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Riff survives. Tony doesn't.
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20 Sep 2022
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Klaus sighs and lets the smile fall off his face. He crosses the room and snags a chair from the dinner table, he drags it so he can sit across from the woman.
“They’re going to kill you,” he tells her. She deserves the truth.
She doesn’t show any sign of acknowledging him.
“Or,” Klaus begins, considering his options. “You could tell me where the codes are, and then I could kill you.” Which is pretty generous, he thinks, since he’s never killed anyone before.
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27 Jul 2022