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    “Here we go.” He tossed the first folder aside in favour of flipping open the next. “A woman filed a report after her parents returned from a trip to…Willowsea? Wherever the fuck that is. Apparently they…oh.”

    Granger leapt forward, reaching for the folder. “Let me see.”

    “No, I’m reading it.” He turned away from her. “It says here that they’ve lost their magic.”

    “What?”

    In the small coastal town of Willowsea, strange happenings occur. Magic vanishes, memories fade, and an odd young couple have an unfortunate habit of asking too many questions.

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    24 May 2026

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    Four Slytherins and a Gryffindor crammed into a Muggle apartment.
    Sure, why not?

    Hermione runs a programme: take former Death Eaters who failed their court-mandated therapy and teach them how to function in the Muggle world.

    It was meant to be educational.
    It became... something else.

    This fic is roughly 80% chaos and 20% cute. Where the smut fits into that is between you and your conscience.

    Pansy - socially lethal, beautifully dressed, a problem.
    Theo - chaotic manchild or unsettling genius. Your pick.
    Blaise - sexual deviant. No pick. You'll like him anyway.
    Draco - arrogant, impressively incompetent and permanently attached to a baseball cap. Oh, and he wants Hermione. Bad.

    Don't read this if you're a normal, sane person.
    Do read if you want to laugh and question your life choices at 3am.

    The only fic I'd recommend reading as a WIP—small doses.

    Hermione developed a kink.
    Draco developed feelings.
    Theo found Muggle tech.
    Nobody emerged from this experience unchanged.
    You probably won't, either... not convinced that's a good thing.

    I spent two months immersed in this and started thinking in nothing but double entendres.

    Good luck.

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    24 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    Years after the war, a struggling Hermione Granger encounters someone from her past in a very unexpected place.

     

    OR: Draco Malfoy is a carny.

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    22 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 73

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    Becoming best friends with Pansy Parkinson was not something Hermione saw coming.

    Her carefully ordered life is turned upside down when Pansy discovers just how tragically single she is and appoints herself Hermione’s matchmaker in chief. There’s just one problem: Pansy is hell bent on setting her up with Draco Malfoy.

    Clearly, Pansy has lost the plot if she ever thinks that could work.

    But then she runs into Draco again and realises he’s nothing like she remembers. He’s charming, kind and annoyingly attractive.

    Could Pansy actually be onto something here? Or will this be a total disaster?

    “How is me being perpetually single wonderful?”

    “Because,” said Pansy slowly, as if she was explaining something to a toddler. “It means I get to fix this for you.”

    “No! Absolutely not. I forbid it. I can’t have you meddling about in my love life… it’s too embarrassing.”

    Pansy laughed so hard she nearly spilled her drink all over the table. “You forbid it? Oh I’d like to see you try, darling.”

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    17 May 2026

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    An ancient blood curse, a new dragon species, and a rising tide of Dark magic.
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    Our story begins with Hermione Granger going on an expedition to uncover more information about a never before seen dragon. Our story ends with the flames of vengeance bringing down a sacred house. In between, there will be love, laughter, heart ache, blood spilled, and unbreakable bonds made.

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    10 May 2026