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    'Surely if ever there was a time to tell Gimli it was then, flush with an impossible victory.

    Except he had said nothing, for there was ever more to do and never time, never time to pull Gimli aside and taste the mouth hidden beneath the fall of his moustache, to fit his slim, Eleven hands into ones coarse with callouses from the handle of an axe, to tell Gimli that every song Legolas sang, every smile and laugh and every step forward he had taken since their path darkened was bolstered only by Gimli at his side, to speak to him of Elvish courting rituals and run his fingers through Gimli’s russet hair and ask if he would allow Legolas to twist an Elvish braid in it, something to mark to all the world, even if only his Elven eyes would understand, that Gimli was tied to him.

    To ask Gimli to teach him all the impossible ways their bodies might fit together.'

     

    The night before the Battle of the Black Gate, and several days after.

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    Legolas's attempts at courting Gimli have fallen flat on their face. Somehow, Dwalin finds himself playing matchmaker--neither of them are really sure how it happens.

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    A handsome new member of the Drones invites Bertie to spend the weekend at his country estate. Oblivious to his intentions (and the concept of Greek love in general), though smitten with the man, Bertie happily agrees. Will Jeeves break up this romantic entanglement too, or will he be content to see Bertie happy?

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    Wherein Arod of Rohan only wishes his new Two Legs the Stallion she deserves.

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    “Obviously you haven’t had the privilege to see the newspaper today. You’re in it.”

    There was an annoyed response, sounding deep with sleep

    “I usually am.”

    Clark was struggling to keep his calm now.

    “Yes, well, I’m also in the newspaper. According to your beloved city, we are homosexual lovers that came out of the closet last night.”

    Bruce turned to face him at that, one eyebrow rose up in surprise.

    “Huh. That’s a new one.”

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