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In a world where most people identify their mates by scent the first time they meet, Kakashi and Iruka take a more scenic route.
Or, the one where Iruka does an excellent job of hiding the fact that he is an omega, right up until he gets stuck in a cave with Kakashi.
(A/B/O dynamics but without mpreg, dub-con, and rivers of gushing fluids, also trying to avoid overly stereotyped gender roles.)
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- Part 1 of truth universally acknowledged
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18 Jun 2026
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Zuko doesn’t have time to deal with pressure for an arranged marriage, especially since he isn’t even sure he likes women that way. (A realisation that has absolutely nothing to do with Ambassador Sokka - shut up, Suki.) Katara and Aang have broken up again, and the Northern Water Tribe are pushing for a match between the North and South.
Which leads Zuko and Katara to develop a genius, foolproof, only slightly drunken plan: they can pretend to date for the length of Katara’s stay in the palace, giving them both a brief reprieve from political pressures on their love lives.
What could go wrong?
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- 20,649
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- 4/4
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01 Jun 2026
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talk to me dirty; talk to me sweet by thesweetestdream
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
28 Jun 2026
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Will and Mike accidentally overhear a couple talking dirty over the walkie, and start repeating some of the filthy phrases to each other for shits and giggles. What starts as a joke, soon turns into something they can't stop doing – and can’t tell anyone about.
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Mike and Will start talking dirty to each other for fun. What they don't consider is that it would accidentally turn them on.
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17 May 2026
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Wherein an ill-advised floral arrangement leads to a whole new definition of obliviousness, accidental mate-bonds, and far more sex and tropes than one fic really needs.
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Five times Derek and Stiles didn’t notice how close they were (literally) and then a whole bunch of times when they did...
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- English
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- 1/1
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12 May 2026
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If you asked anyone in Konoha about the relationship between Umino Iruka and Hatake Kakashi, they would probably shudder. As far as anyone knows, they were born hating each other.
The truth is that their antagonism goes far back to their childhood and the strength of emotions between the pair has always been intense. This is the slow evolution of a relationship between two very different individuals over the years as those emotions take on a different intensity.
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- 58,103
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- 24/24
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25 Apr 2026
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Kakashi thought it’d be a good idea to train Naruto for his future Hokage duties by assigning him some office work.
Unfortunately, miles away in some sketchy inn, Sasuke was experiencing a very different kind of crisis: he was horny.
And what kind of best friend would Naruto be if he didn’t answer his desperate calls for help?- Language:
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- 3/4
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Bookmarked by Kitchen20
23 Apr 2026
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“Lily,” Hayden says automatically. “You know about Lily?”
Something flickers across Rozanov’s face. His jaw twitches. “Yes, I know about Lily.” He raises his eyebrows.
Hayden feels like a complete asshole, all of a sudden. There’s just been too much going on to even think about Shane’s mystery girlfriend. “Shit, I should probably, like, call her, or something? I don’t know this girl at all, but Shane’s been obsessed with her for years. If she was watching the game, she would have seen him get hurt.”
“You don’t need to call her,” Rozanov says, and when Hayden glances at him, he still looks fucking miserable but now he’s rolling his eyes, a much more familiar expression of disdain on his face. “She’s sitting right here.”
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Hayden Pike and Ilya Rozanov are waiting for Shane to wake up after he took a bad hit on the ice. They get to talking.Chapter 2: Ilya and Shane talk about what it means, now that someone knows their secret.
Chapter 3: Shane and Hayden hash out the big reveal.
Chapter 4: Ilya tells Svetlana the big secret.- Language:
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12 Jan 2026
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Sasuke is still here.
Or maybe; love hasn't passed them yet.
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- 1/1
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26 Dec 2025
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Sanji struggles with an injury that prevents him from cooking. Around the same time, Zoro starts to act strange.
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- 4/4
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26 Dec 2025
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Zuko is courting Katara, and with every passing day finds new and insane ways of showing that he would quite literally move the spirit world and earth to make her happy.
In hindsight, it probably would've been better if Sokka had realised he was in love with Zuko at literally any time before this. Or preferably, never fallen for his best friend in the first place.
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- 4/4
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- 928
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19 Oct 2025
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Sokka takes a strategic step back, but he also smiles: triumphant, like he baited Zuko into exactly what he wanted. Like it’s a challenge. It’s the same way he looked when they sized each other up at the prison, with Sokka in chains that left red marks around his wrist, in tattered prison garb, malnourished and angry. Back then, that was Sokka saying: I see your power. I see you. Now, see me.
Zuko saw him then. And he sees him now; different, but the same. I see you.
Zuko lights his daos in flame. Sokka grins, back to gravel and heat. “Come on, Fire Lord. Impress me.”
Zuko burns. His vision flickers with fire. His heart races. His blood sings. His body is like a magnet, pulling ever onward to meet Sokka’s. He advances.
He pins Sokka to the wall, blades against his throat.
Or, Zuko found Aang first, Sokka and Katara were imprisoned in Boiling Rock for trying to rescue their dad, and all Sokka knows is he's pretty sure he's not supposed to think the Fire Lord is attractive but he's never let things like rules stop him before.
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- 89,864
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- 4/4
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04 Oct 2025
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At Sokka’s behest, the Gaang skips rescuing Zuko during the Siege at the North Pole. Instead they leave him, unconscious, buried in the snow.
In completely unrelated news, Sokka’s haunted by a ghost now.
(If you'd like more details before deciding to read this story, look here for spoilers.)
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- 67,555
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- 14/14
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- 70
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- 4,058
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17 Sep 2025
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When Sokka is temporarily blinded by Fire Nation soldiers, the members of the Gaang take turns to care for him.
One pair of hands is warmer than the others.
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- 5,544
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- 1/1
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08 Sep 2025
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Chief Arnook never assigns Sokka to protect Princess Yue, so he goes to fight the Fire Nation with the other men. When the moon dies and the ocean spirit takes its revenge, Sokka is caught standing on the deck of a Fire Nation ship. Sokka should have drowned… and he would have drowned, if not for a certain Fire Nation raft fleeing the North Pole.
[An enemies-to-lovers season 2 rewrite, where Sokka is separated from the gaang during the Siege of the North, and travels the Earth Kingdom with Zuko instead].
- Language:
- English
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- 143,478
- Chapters:
- 17/17
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- 67
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25 Aug 2025
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Voldemort’s appearance after the battle in the Department of Mysteries puts the wizarding population of Britain in a 24-hour-lockdown. It’s bad timing, really, that it happens on the evening Marcus Flint decides to pick up a Quidditch training schedule from Oliver Wood. But surely being stuck with your childhood rival in tiny flat in Scotland can’t be that bad? (Spoiler: It’s bad.)
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- 1/1
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30 Jun 2025
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The good news is that Lan Jingyi has found a mentor, friend, and constant companion through the difficulties in life.
The bad news is that that’s because he’s been accidentally possessed by the Yiling Patriarch.
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- 2/2
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- 20
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26 Jun 2025
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Five Minutes in the Closet with You by danegen
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Sep 2021
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Finally, the door creaks open. A figure looms in the doorway, blotting out the light from the lantern behind him. At first, the man is just a blur of white robes, but Wei Wuxian doesn’t need to see his face. That rigid posture can only belong to one person.
“Lan Zhan?”
Lan Zhan pauses for a moment with his hand lingering on the door, then steps inside and shuts the door behind him, closing them in darkness.
“They sent you?”Or Nie Huaisang invents Seven Minutes in Heaven. Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji are the first victims.
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- 1/1
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16 May 2025
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Cruel Summer (or: The Butlin's experience) by Minnie0503
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jan 2022
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Not wanting her children to lose their connection to the non-magical world, Oliver’s muggleborn mother decides for her family to spend the summer before Oliver’s final and his younger sister Maisie’s first year at Hogwarts at the Butlin’s holiday resort. Oliver, understandably miffed about missing the Puddlemere United summer camp, cannot think of a worse place to spend the holidays.
Marcus was really looking forward to his first free summer after graduating from Hogwarts. He was looking forward to academic freedom for all of two hours after which a letter from McGonagall informed him that he’d failed his N.E.W.T.s and would be returning to school in autumn. His parents (not just angry, but also disappointed) decide to send him to his genius sister for a summer of tutoring and revision.
When the two of them run into each other, both are convinced that their summer just got a whole lot worse. Because surely nothing good can come from seeing your Quidditch rival covered in sand and wearing much less than you ever wanted to see them in, right? Right?
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- 46,020
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- 13/13
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18 Mar 2025
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Marcus Flint gets engaged. Oliver Wood starts a fight. They both end up with ten shared detentions and it all goes tits up from there. Or: How many detentions does it take for two boys to admit they like each other?
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16 Mar 2025
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Marcus uses numbers to manage anxiety. He keeps count of their kisses. One day, he slips, and he says the number out loud.
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11 Mar 2025