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10 Jun 2026
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‘Well then, Miss Featherington,’ Benedict Bridgerton said, looking down at the lady on his arm fondly. ‘I will offer you a better deal.’
‘Oh?’ Penelope said, looking interested. ‘What are your terms, Mr Bridgerton?’
‘If neither of us are wed, or seriously courting, by the end of next season, we shall be married.’
Penelope Featherington receives a surprise offer from a gentleman - will it lead to her romancing an unexpected Mr Bridgerton?
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09 Jun 2026
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When Harry Potter received his Hogwarts letter, he found out the terrible truth; his parents abandoned him, the world thought him dead, and he had a younger twin brother who was hailed as a hero. His parents were public figures who would not like to see their dirty secret resurface. His godfather, the only person who might care about his continued existence, had split from the Potters and left Britain soon after. Harry could contact him, but did not want to risk facing another rejection. Fear won out: he entered Hogwarts under an assumed name. He Sorted Ravenclaw and never let himself look at Charlie Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived in Gryffindor. He focused on his studies and his friends. For three years, he didn't make waves.
He entered fourth year expecting much of the same. Then the Triwizard tournament was announced, and the papers claimed that Sirius Black would be accompanying the Durmstrang delegation.
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04 Jun 2026
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There is a picture in one of the books of a worn young man, heavily scarred with gentle eyes. Remus Lupin, he is identified as. The man who was watching Charles, and presumably Harry. The man who died defending them. Harry traces his fingertips over the man’s face and wonders.
And then he stops, and reels all those thoughts into a tangled knot and tucks it away.
They didn’t want him; that’s fine. He doesn’t want them either.
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Alternatively; Harry James Evans is Sorted Slytherin, desperate to stay hidden from the family that gave him up so many years ago. Severus Snape owes debts to a child presumed dead and the child's tormented godfather; and now he has a cunning, paranoid snake to charm all without tipping anyone else off to the boy's true identity.
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03 Jun 2026
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Tom Riddle owns one good quill, given to him by a boy who had so many he didn't bother to count. It was the first entry in the ledger.
Every gift Harry Potter gives him (the quill, the book, the ink, the gloves, the robes) gets a line, and Tom pays it back the only way he can: fixing Harry's homework, earning his marks for him, and eventually, kissing him on a cold balcony because twelve Galleons' worth of dress robes demand a currency beyond essays.
Harry thinks they're falling in love. Tom thinks he's staying solvent.
This is the story of every object between them, and the moment Tom finally stops counting.
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02 Jun 2026