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    Alternative universe where Siraj created an artificial intelligence based on his (very) personal vision of Alhaitham.

    When Alhaitham announces he wants to get rid of the AI, Kaveh protects it and decides to take care of it instead.
    Witnessing them becoming closer and closer, Alhaitham realizes he needs to do something before his roommate gets stolen away by his doppelgänger...

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    25 May 2026

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    “You’re the one inflaming this argument when I just came over to talk.” Al-Haitham narrowed his eyes. “Now look at you, yelling at me for some unnameable reason when we should be watching the campers. You accuse me of not paying attention to my kids but you’re the one currently getting distracted by Archons knows what.”

    Kaveh shot to his feet. “You know what—”

    The canoe tipped over.

    Al-Haitham and Kaveh are bitter rival counselors at Camp Kusanali's summer camp. Well, at least Kaveh thinks so.

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    23 May 2026

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    Alhaitham’s agency throws him into a livestream dating show. As expected, he rejects everyone. Rudely.

    “Name a key scientist involved in the laws of thermodynamics.”
    “Newton?”
    “What is your stance on Dialectic of Enlightenment?”
    “Dia-what?”
    “Name a philosopher. As an advantage, a dead one.”
    “...”
    “Next.”

    It shouldn't have been as surprising when someone finally snaps.

    “Do you even know the answers to these questions, or are you just waiting for someone to say Ibn al-Haytham to boost your own ego?”

    Or: The internet is privy to Alhaitham falling in love on camera.

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    22 May 2026

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    Mehrak may not be the smartest piece of machinery out there, but it is nothing if not devoted to its creator. Anything Kaveh asks of it, Mehrak will perform to the best of its capabilities.

    One day, it finds itself presented with its greatest challenge yet: to make Kaveh “happy”.

    In which Mehrak mistakes a throwaway comment from Kaveh as an order and does everything in its (regrettably limited) power to fulfill it. When it realizes that Kaveh’s happiness could lie with a certain roommate, it intends to throw everything it has into playing matchmaker.

    (And if it learns a little bit more about itself along the way—well, all the better, right?)

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    17 May 2026

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    If Alhaitham hadn’t taken both keys with him, he wouldn’t be in this goddamn mess. He’d be at home, sipping tea over a nice book – that is, not trapped in the body of a damn cat out of all things, miserable and stuck out in the rain.

    Surely his day could not get any worse than this, is what he thinks, right before he runs head first into said roommate.


    In which Kaveh turns into a cat, and Alhaitham unwittingly adopts him.

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    17 May 2026