IllogicalHuman
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No one ever spoke of what happens after. After the battles are all over and the tired soldiers return home, wide-eyed and jumping at odd sounds. They don't speak of the graves. The endless rows of turned earth or the small stones that are the only reminders of those never recovered. A place for mothers to weep and friends to question why. No one speaks of the all consuming grief. Waking up each morning knowing that things are not quite the same and never will be again.
Two young adults with very different backgrounds are both learning to navigate in a world torn by the fourth war. How does someone move forward when everything they know is fundamentally different.
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Kagami knew he had messed up big this time.
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Diplomatic misunderstandings are hard enough to navigate without throwing in a fake marriage.
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- Part 3 of MadaTobi Week 2023
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This is a collection of Madara/Tobirama smut I've written that doesn't really belong with anything else. Each chapter will be marked with what it is.
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Love for an Uchiha was a dangerous thing. All consuming. Their very lives were tied to the object of their affections. He had seen his clansmen fall to it. Driven mad by it. Choking on their deathbeds as roots filled their lungs and bloody petals fell from their lips. Madara had sworn off love. But he watched love cross the face of Senju Tobirama and felt his heart stutter in his chest. Knowing that it had found him all the same and knowing what it meant, he only hoped he would have enough time to put his affairs in order before the flowers wrapped around his heart until it could no longer beat on its own.
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What Do You Do When Your Life Explodes Right In Front Of Your Eyes? by 8Me_Here8
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Apr 2026
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BOOM!!
There was a loud, earthshaking sound that made George’s eardrums feel like they were going to explode. He was pushed forward and he landed headfirst into the pond.
His head hit something rough under the water. A stinging pain started on his forehead. Ow.
George must have blacked out for a moment before he sat up, coughing and sputtering. His head hurt and his ears were ringing quite harshly. The world looked like a fuzzy mess.
When George finally managed to focus, he saw Fred and Percy next to him looking just as lost as him. He groaned and held his head. Something sticky was dripping from his forehead. He didn’t take the time to process it though as he caught a glimpse of the house.
The Burrow was in flames.
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I make Percy, Fred, and George Weasley, my faves, suffer because why not?
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT SUPPORT JKR
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18 Jun 2026
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Not a Bad Mind Either by Lady_of_War_and_Heartache
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Mar 2023
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The Sorting Hat is old. They've sorted hundreds' of years worth of students, and seen the very depths of each and everyone's mind, heart, and dreams. The second they are placed on a child's head, they know everything about them.
Including how Hermione Granger has a thirst for knowledge so great it rivals Rowena Ravenclaw's.
Including how Ronald Weasley may very well be the most creative strategist they've ever seen.
Including how there is a reason why Harry Potter's least favorite rule at the Dursley house is 'don't ask questions.'
"Oh, I know exactly where to put you."
Or: the Golden Trio is sorted into Ravenclaw, and the world tilts on its axis
Featuring: Smart!Golden Trio, love and appreciation for Percy Weasley, and an author writing a love letter to Ravenclaw and their Ravenclaw friends through the form of a fanfic.
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16 Jun 2026
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No Hero's Path: A Quiet Revolution in a Shinobi World by Ria219
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 May 2026
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Fairytales said the war was the end. But for Dorea Potter and her friends, it was just the beginning of a new kind of nightmare. Betrayed by the Ministry, hunted as traitors, and stripped of everything-including their magic-the Golden Trio chooses the only escape left to them: the Veil of Death.
But they do not die. They fall. Through worlds, through time, through destiny. And when they awaken, the stars are wrong. The sky is wrong. And maybe... just maybe... they've been given one last chance.
They were never meant to be heroes. Disguised as civilians, hiding magic in a world ruled by chakra, the trio built a sanctuary in the heart of chaos. They didn't lead armies. They healed them. They didn't fight wars. They changed the rules.This is the story of how three outsiders becoming the soul of a broken shinobi world - and making a home there
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12 Jun 2026
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Takayanagi Kyoichiro swears he's not suicidal, he's simply a suicide enthusiast. He can admit, however, that suicide via carbon-monoxide poisoning might have been more pleasant than getting flattened by a 600-pound truck.
Ah, well, he's here anyway, he might as well enjoy the happy retirement life he didn't get to have before.
Unfortunately, he has landed right in the middle of wartime, and there are homicidal ninja coming in for his advice. Just because he was a high school counselor and teacher who knew how to deal with emotionally unstable teenagers doesn't mean he actually enjoys the job, so please go away, thank you.
TLDR; A former assassin-turned-ethics-teacher reincarnates into a world of ninjas and decides to enjoy retirement. However, these trigger-happy ninja won't leave him alone...
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- Part 1 of Original work-verse
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11 May 2026
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