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    Two fics that go along with the same song and deal with memory loss in some form.

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    BOOM!!

            There was a loud, earthshaking sound that made George’s eardrums feel like they were going to explode. He was pushed forward and he landed headfirst into the pond.

            His head hit something rough under the water. A stinging pain started on his forehead. Ow.

            George must have blacked out for a moment before he sat up, coughing and sputtering. His head hurt and his ears were ringing quite harshly. The world looked like a fuzzy mess.

            When George finally managed to focus, he saw Fred and Percy next to him looking just as lost as him. He groaned and held his head. Something sticky was dripping from his forehead. He didn’t take the time to process it though as he caught a glimpse of the house.

     

    The Burrow was in flames.

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    I make Percy, Fred, and George Weasley, my faves, suffer because why not?

    DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT SUPPORT JKR

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    18 Jun 2026

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    The Sorting Hat is old. They've sorted hundreds' of years worth of students, and seen the very depths of each and everyone's mind, heart, and dreams. The second they are placed on a child's head, they know everything about them.

    Including how Hermione Granger has a thirst for knowledge so great it rivals Rowena Ravenclaw's.

    Including how Ronald Weasley may very well be the most creative strategist they've ever seen.

    Including how there is a reason why Harry Potter's least favorite rule at the Dursley house is 'don't ask questions.'

    "Oh, I know exactly where to put you."

    Or: the Golden Trio is sorted into Ravenclaw, and the world tilts on its axis

    Featuring: Smart!Golden Trio, love and appreciation for Percy Weasley, and an author writing a love letter to Ravenclaw and their Ravenclaw friends through the form of a fanfic.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Fairytales said the war was the end. But for Dorea Potter and her friends, it was just the beginning of a new kind of nightmare. Betrayed by the Ministry, hunted as traitors, and stripped of everything-including their magic-the Golden Trio chooses the only escape left to them: the Veil of Death.

    But they do not die. They fall. Through worlds, through time, through destiny. And when they awaken, the stars are wrong. The sky is wrong. And maybe... just maybe... they've been given one last chance.
    They were never meant to be heroes. Disguised as civilians, hiding magic in a world ruled by chakra, the trio built a sanctuary in the heart of chaos. They didn't lead armies. They healed them. They didn't fight wars. They changed the rules.

    This is the story of how three outsiders becoming the soul of a broken shinobi world - and making a home there

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Takayanagi Kyoichiro swears he's not suicidal, he's simply a suicide enthusiast. He can admit, however, that suicide via carbon-monoxide poisoning might have been more pleasant than getting flattened by a 600-pound truck.

    Ah, well, he's here anyway, he might as well enjoy the happy retirement life he didn't get to have before.

    Unfortunately, he has landed right in the middle of wartime, and there are homicidal ninja coming in for his advice. Just because he was a high school counselor and teacher who knew how to deal with emotionally unstable teenagers doesn't mean he actually enjoys the job, so please go away, thank you.

    TLDR; A former assassin-turned-ethics-teacher reincarnates into a world of ninjas and decides to enjoy retirement. However, these trigger-happy ninja won't leave him alone...

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    11 May 2026

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    30 Apr 2026