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    Clark heard the static of Nightwing’s earpiece crackle to life as Oracle started talking. “There’s an attempted breaking and entering, half a mile south of you. Can you—”

    “On it.” Dick sprang to his feet and rolled his shoulders back, and suddenly Nightwing wasn’t just a story Clark had shared with a little boy all those years ago. “That’s my cue. See you around, Supes.”

    “Of course. Real quick, though,” Clark added, a little desperate. “If he’s not like…that, then what is Bruce actually like when he’s drunk?”

    “My friend,” Dick said, holding Clark by the shoulders in mock seriousness. “Perhaps one day you will know—but today is not that day.”

    “Right, of course, sure.” Bats and their secrets. “Be careful out there, buddy.”

    “Always am,” Dick said, lying through his teeth as he dropped ever so casually from the building.

     

    5 times Clark thought Bruce was drunk, and one time he actually was

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    19 Jul 2026

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