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  1. Public Bookmark 56

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    Robin Robinson III was sure some god, whatever god there was, was laughing down at her. Why else would she be:

    1) In charge of chaperoning a trip to Las Vegas with the team

    2) Sharing a room with Flambae...

    3)...which only has one bed.

    Yeah. She's fucked.

    (get it ahahaha cause they fuck)

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    04 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    "Jesus," Robert groans, running a hand down his face. "Not you too, Chase."

    "What?" Chase lifts his brow. "It's true. Been like that ever since last week. Hell, if I didn't know any better, I'd say you're jealous of the wild cave sex Phenomafuck and Flambitch had."

    Robert twitches as his brain decides that's the perfect time to hit him with a very specific image of Phenomaman and Flambae. The former with his hair sex-mussed and muscles on display with how tight the SDN t-shirt clings to his chest, and the latter dazed and boneless in his arms, a bite-shaped bruise decorating the middle of his throat, right on the Adam's apple—

    "Well, I said that as a joke, but now the look on your face has me fucking concerned. You need to get laid."

    ((Phenomaman offers for Robert to join him and Flambae in bed))

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    03 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 73

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    Waterboy, trying to fit into a conversation, invites himself to an orgy a few of his coworkers are attending. And learns a lot about himself very fast.

    He gets used as a cleaning station and has sex with his co-workers. He's into it. It escalates.
    Chapter 1: Malevola, Flambae
    Chapter 2: Prism's turn with him!
    Chapter 3: Golem and Sonar time!
    Chapter 4: morning after with Prism <3

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    01 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    a demon and a janitor walk into a bar, what happens next will warm your heart.

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    31 May 2026

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    Honeypot/Honeytrap Mission: a mission where an espionage agent uses sexual or romantic wiles to lure, gain favor of, or extract information from a target.
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    “Villain” Agent Flambae does a honeypot mission for intel that goes very, very sticky, and drags his handler Robert Robertson along for the ride.

    Super Agent/Handler spy AU with over-the-comm-sex that literally no one asked for, nor needed.
    Well, I needed it. That’s why it’s here.

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    21 May 2026