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When Grammy needs an upgrade in care, Mike knows that the usual one-off gig as a paid submissive won't be enough. He takes a job he's been refusing for a while - a long-term, full-time contract.
He expects his client to be a sadistic asshole. He expects not to like it. He's wrong on both counts.
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30 Sep 2025
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Syncopation: The process of displacing 'expected' beats by anticipation or delay of one-half a beat.
In which Fletcher takes an unexpected interest in Andrew's extracurriculars. There are some places you just don't want to see the director you've been obsessing over for months. A sex shop is one of those places. Maybe this will have a pleasant outcome. Probably not.
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He’s not too self-conscious to scoff. “Even if I was to… 'polish the banister',” he starts, dipping down to feel for his glasses, “I wouldn't do it in the same room as you.”
“Why not?” Bill stretches his arms up and folds them behind his - well, not head. “Hasn't stopped you all the other times.”
His heart thrums hard, off-beat. His hands feel numb, heavy, like sandbags, dropping limply to press against the cool concrete floor. “What other times,” he rasps out.
Bill squints his eye in a facsimile of an unimpressed look. “Last night. Night before. Night before that. Used a pillow that time, that seemed to work pretty good-”
____________in which Ford's frustrations are getting in the way of his work, and Bill is happy to lend a helping hand!
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05 Sep 2024
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Sburb Version 5.0, Dungeons and Dragons edition by MercuriallyApathetic
Fandoms: Homestuck, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
15 Mar 2019
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A conversion of Sburb/Sgrub/Sbluhbluh into 5e Dungeons and Dragons. Project concluded, for a given definition.
Also, lots of references. References everywhere.
This work is not supported by Wizards of the Coast or Andrew Hussie. All rights reserved to Wizards of the Coast and Andrew Hussie for their respective intellectual properties, copyrights, and other such legally owned properties. This work is a non-profit amusement created by one person with far too much time and far too little understanding of copyright laws.
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16 Apr 2020
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Honey, Just Keep Buzzin' by smileybagel
Fandoms: Borderlands, Tales from the Borderlands - Fandom
21 Mar 2017
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"We'll put an ad up in the paper or something, or on Craigslist. Can't be that hard to find a roomie without a bee allergy." They could've gotten another cramped apartment for around the same price, but Vaughn had seen the ad for their new house and couldn't believe the asking price.
The great deal on the place? Well the guy next door was a huge dick to everyone when he was home, and his presence drove the property value around him down. But he paid everything on time and in full, so nothing could be done about it. The neighbors couldn't even call the local authorities because nothing this Mr. Lawrence did could be even considered disrupting the peace, he was just incredibly unpleasant.
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Tumblr prompt fic, based on: “Fuck you and your bee farm I’ve had enough” AU
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06 Mar 2020