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System Malfunction [FileNotFound] by Firebirdie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Mar 2026
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Shen Qingqiu's eyes snapped open with a startle, quickly the Qing Jing Peak Lord sat up despite Mu Qingfang trying to keep him from getting out of the bed. Startled green eyes surveyed the room searching for the owner of the voice, before he schooled his expression into his usual cold one.
Maybe he misheard or just imagined it?
' Where am I? What is this? 'No. He definitely heard it. But no matter where he looked there was nobody, just Mu Qingfang and Yue Qingyuan standing next to his bed speaking meaningless things to him.
' Wha-Why can't I move?! ' the strange voice squeaked again, Shen Qingqiu looked at the other two peak lords but they didn't seem to react to the voice at all. Could they not hear it?-----
Or instead of Shen Yuan waking up as Shen Qingqiu, he wakes up as a voice in the Original's head.
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Residential Cat Problem by Firebirdie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Feb 2026
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Mu Qingfang watched in horror as the kid let out an angry yell and started kicking and scratching, doing his best to chew off the Wan Jian peak lord's arm.
If it hurt, then Wei Qingwei didn't show it, smiling like an idiot holding a crescent moon bear cub instead.
“Isn't he cute?”
A single look at his disciples told the healer all he needed to know. Neither of them looked amused, unsurprisingly since they were both covered in scratch and bite marks from the little demon in his shixiong’s grasp.
“Sure, Shixiong…”
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Or the one in which Shen Qingqiu is turned back into Shen JiuAnd if Wei Qingwei finds himself a new small prickly disciple who for some reason keeps trying to escape to Qing Jing, well. Who said that the two events had anything to do with each other?
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- Part 1 of Peak Wide Comedy
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Zuko sees snow for the first time.
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Rising Tensions by Firebirdie
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
29 May 2025
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The admin put his head in his hands and sighed. Trying to look through the code won't work without touching the player. What little code that has attached itself to Helsknight was already fading away. Something it wasn't supposed to do, and X couldn't touch it without it slipping through his fingers like a scared cat.
An idea crossed his mind, he grabbed his communicator and sent a message to the chat. Looking down at his communicator satisfied, X put on his elytra and made his way to the forest.
Now all he had to do was simply just wait.
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The Hand That Feeds by Firebirdie
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
18 Mar 2024
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He descended down the hill, and stopped right in his tracks. There was an underground base with white glass on the top and- were those creepers?! The alien built wasn't anything Tommy had ever seen before, and despite his mind screaming at him to run he walked cautiously closer. When he was close enough he was finally able to make out enough details to see that the underground room had a lot of redstone and note blocks in it.
What the hell was this thing?
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Peak Wide Comedy by Firebirdie
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Feb 2026
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A bunch of SVSSS works that are meant to be humorous. None of them are connected to one another unless stated otherwise.
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Hels and his accidentally acquired most definitely not son by Firebirdie
Fandom Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
29 May 2025
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Hels's and Tommy's adventures through Hermitcraft.
(It's not like anything could go wrong.)Hels exploring parenthood (and having absolutely no clue what he's doing).
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Patron saints of one way trips by clokkerfoot
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
18 Apr 2026
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An Eridian mining crew find a human welded into a stranded ship on the surface of a moon. They bring him back to Erid, to the only other human they know.
Something in Grace's chest flickered into life. He had buried it so long ago that he hardly knew what it was anymore, and so he took off his glasses and cleaned them on the edge of his cardigan, as if Rocky's words were a smudge he could clear away before finding the will to hope.
“Ah…” his words failed halfway out of his mouth. Rocky chittered at him, a little sound of encouragement. “There’s another human? Here. And… alive?”
** Work is complete but new chapters may be added if the whimsy takes me**
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05 Jul 2026
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Coma by MagicalStardust for here_be_bec, enigma104
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
22 Apr 2026
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In Eridian culture, forcing someone into a state of sleep is one of the worst crimes someone can commit.
Rocky discovers what happened to Grace.
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- Part 1 of My Project Hail Mary Fics
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04 Jul 2026
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it's lonely out in space by Likelightinglass
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
19 Mar 2026
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Grace is touch starved.
Rocky can fix.
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- Part 1 of Platonic cuddling
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04 Jul 2026
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Precious Creature by bigcatsmallcat for AdeptusTeal, ghostout
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga)
08 Apr 2026
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The cat distribution system works its magic on Rudo.
Bookmarked by Firebirdie
04 Jul 2026
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Enrichment by alatarmaia4
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
02 Apr 2026
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The Eridians have finally gotten the water feature in Ryland's personal zoo enclosure just right (even if Rocky would like him to stop calling his dome that).
Rocky refuses to believe that humans naturally float. There is no way Ryland's entire species regularly goes into deep water for fun.
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04 Jul 2026