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    “Name three lesbian artists.”

    “Artists? Like painters?”

    Anania chuckles. “Sure if you know any of those off the top of your head.”

    Shane looks at her with wide eyes.

    “Okay, I meant like, musicians, actors, entertainers.” Anania prompts him.

    “Oh,” Shane’s expression remains tinged with uncertainty. “Uh, do athletes count?”

    “No, I want to see if you know anything beyond sports.”

    “Okay, um…” Shane looks all around as if the answer might appear from around a tree. “Uh….”

    “Oh, honey.” Anania shook her head. “The bar is so low.”
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    OR: Shane Hollander goes on Gaydar and is interviewed by Anania to see if she can guess if he’s gay, straight, or a homophobe. It goes about as badly as you’d expect.

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    The Athletic NHL ✅ @TheAthleticNHL
    Shane Hollander was the only player who did not wear Pride Tape on his stick during Centaurs Pride Night

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    22 Jul 2026

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    rpfactorfiction

    Oh my god, I didn't know there were any copies of this left on the internet. For those who don't know, this is like. This is a foundational text of hockey RPF. This is from before hockey RPF was really a thing even. It's from the mid-aughts and wasn't posted to a fanfiction website. Instead, OP dropped this insane RPF manifesto onto a normal ass hockey fan forum (which no longer exists) then deleted their account like two days later. Just handed this to a bunch of jocks and hockey bros and dipped. Legendary shit. Like, I don't think this kid even knew what fanfiction was, the fucking hand of god just compelled him to write about being an MLH player's sex slave and show it to the world. I pray every day that this insane child actually made it to the MLH and got to meet Scott Hunter.


    So maybe Shane had a little crush on Scott Hunter in his younger years. So maybe he anonymously posted online about it once. So maybe it had become an internet legend and a running joke in the MLH.

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    22 Jul 2026

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    The Hockey Buzz ✅ @HockeyBuzzOfficial
    [BREAKING] Text messages from the Boston Raiders' group chat during the years 2014–2016 have been leaked online earlier this morning. The messages, which appear to be from captain Ilya Rozanov’s phone, contain inappropriate, scandalous, and sexually explicit content. The Raiders' management has yet to issue a statement.

    Screenshots from the group chat can be accessed in the full article below. Reader discretion is advised.

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    Jane
    Okay, I read through that article. Mostly to see how bad it was and how much damage control needs to be done
    And can I just say…
    Baby, I love you and I trust you. And I know you love me too
    But what the everliving fuck goes on in your team group chat

    (the raiders vs. modern texting etiquette)

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    20 Jul 2026

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    Shane has been trying to figure out how to ask Ilya to stop using condoms. He finally works up the courage the night Boston eliminates Montreal from the playoffs.

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