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    A comic re-posted from my Tumblr

    There's no reason Simon would wake up on the Hail Mary and act rationally after dying in a blood ocean.

    So, he doesn't

    Good luck to Grace and Rocky

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    09 Jun 2026

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    It was hard to gander how long Grace was on Erid when Simon came along. He could try measuring it out using the Earth’s Gregorian calendar like he did on the Hail Mary, but that’s when he still had a “lights out” timer and didn’t live on a planet with a very different yearly calendar. Teaching little eridians has forced him to adapt to their schedule more than his.

    Where was he going with this?

    Right! Simon.

    He still hadn’t met him yet.

     

    Or Rocky and other eridians find a wormhole and then an injured human man! They bring him to Erid and quarantine him to get him nice and healthy, but slowly find out he’s much different than their beloved science teacher.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    One minute, Ryland Grace’s rent and utilities go skyward. The next, the price of his meds decides to follow suit. Then, he finds a scruffy brown tabby cat (covered in paint) down on its luck and his heart wins him over, taking the cat in and trying to find it a shelter.

    With the extra bills and a new cat to try to take care of and eventually re-home, Grace decides he needs some extra cash.

    He needs to get a roommate.

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    no quiet rapture, no petrova line, just slice of life bloodymary where Rocky is a cat

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    08 Jun 2026

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    What if Grace met Simon, but things went very badly, and now they're stuck on Erid as enemies?
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    A slow burn story of two people trying to understand one another and learn to coexist. No one said it would be easy.

    or "Come for the smut, stay for the plot"

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    06 Jun 2026

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    He’s in heaven. If nothing else, he’s now certain that he’s in heaven because there’s an angel in his sights, separated by glass, presumably so that Simon wouldn’t infect him with his humanity. The angel is the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen: eyes as blue as what he imagined ice to look like, hair as yellow as a cornfield. Lips...the angel’s lips look to be as soft as the leaf he’d stolen from the tree of Eden, when he was but a child.

    The angel’s stare is fixed on Simon, and he realises that this must be a test from God, because Simon is undeserving of the attention of a being as lovely as the one in front of him. The one looking at him as if he were the miracle.

    Simon sleeps and dreams of rough, tanned hands with no red beneath the fingernails. They caress his face, soft and gentle, travelling up to his hair and suddenly he’s underwater, breathing in blood, dying as angels sing beneath the surface, their crooked smiles bringing him peace.

    or, simon shows up on erid, vomits up blood, and grace fucks w it big time

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    03 Jun 2026