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    Shane caught his eye, “I'm so sorry, you don't deserve this.”

    The words seem to catch Rozanov off guard. He simply nodded, looking down away from Shane.

    Shane was shaking with fury. No, this couldn't be how this happens. The first queer person in the NHL couldn't be outed, shamed and scared. Something shifted in Shane's mind, ever his mother’s son he began to plot.

    “Have you watched the full video? How clear is your face? Is there any denying it's you?” The questions fell out of his mouth.

    𓅰 𓅬 𓅭 𓅮 𓅯

    Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander famously hated each other, and for their entire careers they had floated in each other’s orbits. Constantly competing, chirping and, as much as they would both deny it, there was definitely some heated staring from afar.

    All that changes when Shane runs into Ilya on the roof of a club in Boston, with a cigarette in hand and a problem Shane was convinced he could fix.

    Or: What would've happened if Shane and Ilya never did the CCM photoshoot, becoming real rivals?

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    11 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    Life looks different for Shane after leaving Ilya on that couch following Tuna Meltdown, all those years ago.

    Since then, he had met Adrien, a gorgeous artist from Quebec. He comes out as gay publicly, plays the best hockey of his career, and gets married to Adrien in beautiful ceremony at the cottage. Outwardly, he has the perfect life.

    For his 30th birthday, Adrien wants to give Shane a sexy surprise. He seeks the advice of the Metros' SAPs and... his husband's former lover, Ilya Rozanov.

    Story includes: Sex, ties, and videotape.

    Or: Adrien recruits Ilya Rozanov for sex advice. Ilya agrees with the ulterior motive of winning Shane back. Shane is a top in this universe.

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    10 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 99

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    McGill Redbirds’ alternate captains Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov barely speak a word to each other off the ice. Their lack of communication is beginning to weigh on the team, and with playoffs right around the corner, Coach Wiebe is not taking any chances. So, he decides that until the season is over, Ilya will move into Shane’s apartment so they can learn to become something like friends. Ilya only has a few problems with this arrangement. 1. He hates packing 2. He hates Shane Hollander 3. He hates Shane Hollander’s very public boyfriend and 4. Ilya Rozanov has a fat crush on Shane Hollander. But as their friendship (?) grows, and barriers are broken down. Ilya realizes Shane’s life isn’t as good as it’s projected.

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    Ilya Rozanov has to move in with his crush, Shane Hollander, who is very publicly taken. But soon enough, Ilya learns that Shane might not like his boyfriend as much as he lets on. Can Ilya balance his feelings for Shane while also not punching Shane’s boyfriend square in the face?

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    Ilya is forced to move in with his crush and alternate captain Shane Hollander. Shane has an abusive boyfriend and crippling self image issues. Ilya teaches Shane to love himself. (College AU)

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    09 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 23

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    Shane and Ilya had not talked since before Rose, after he freaked out about the tuna melts. Now they were at the All Stars together, met on the beach and were supposed to meet each other like old times. It was supposed to be a nice reunion. Ilya was waiting patiently, or rather impatiently, knowing that this would be a chance he could steal away a moment with him.

    Except Shane didn't show up. He freaked out again and he didn't text Ilya until last second. A year and a half passed and now Shane is dating Kelsey Langman, a basketball player. He meets Ilya at the club again and shit is stirred up.

    or Cheating AU of Shane cheating on original male character with Ilya; they haven't talked since the tuna meltdown and the All Stars game convo didn't happen. Enter chaos and inefficient communication, their speciality.

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    09 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 86

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    Shane's voice cracked, another set of tears threatening to start forming behind his eyes, and Ilya swallowed. He hated that Shane was beating himself for this. Brushing his fingers over Shane’s temple, he said: “No one is perfect on their first try. You will learn how to do it, you–”

    Shane shook his head. “No, Ilya, I– Can you fuck me?”

    Or: Shane and Ilya have been best friends for six years, and when Shane needs to figure out something about himself, the phrase 'a friend in need is a friend indeed' becomes more real than ever.

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    09 Jun 2026