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Imagine Person A is a morning person and Person B isn't. A tries to get out of bed in the morning without waking up B, but B notices and cuddles closer to A, wrapping their arms around them so that they can stay in bed longer. A struggles and tries to roll over to escape, but only manages to get on top of B. B then grabs A's hips and slowly grinds against them, leaving A turned on and eventually caving into some morning sex.
In which Bilbo refuses to let Thorin get out of bed.
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Lonely and desperate, Bilbo once called a phone sex line and enjoyed, for a time, pleasure with the exclusive and grumpy Tomas. He never in a million years imagined meeting him, yet that is precisely what happens, when Bilbo's workplace hires a new operator.
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Worth a Thousand Words by liasangria for mephestopheles
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
17 Dec 2015
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In a box under the bed there lived a collection of memories (some of which were too saucy to leave lying around where just anyone might see them).
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To Drive The Cold Winter Away: A Christmas Tale by badskippy for Airborn
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
20 Dec 2016
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Bilbo is on his way home for Christmas! But his car doesn't want to cooperate! Now he's stuck and just what in the blue blazes is he going to do?!
Cue an old, unrequited flame to come to the rescue.
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Thorin is a bartender and spots a handsome man with golden curls and blue eyes sitting at the bar barely 4 feet away from him. Unfortunately, the man has a date sitting next to him. A striking man with dark, curly hair and pale blue eyes. He shrugs away the feeling of disappointment and continues to work. About an hour later, when the man with dark hair had left, presumably to go to the bathroom, Thorin asks if the gold-haired man wants anything to drink, he says,
“Ah… An angel shot, please?”
(If you don't know, at a bar someone can order an angel shot to let the bartender know they feel unsafe. There are three different ways to order an angel shot.
Neat - Customer wants to be escorted to their car.
With Ice - The customer wants the bartender to discreetly arrange for a cab.
With Lime - The customer feels they are in immediate danger and want the police called.)
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19 Jun 2026