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    As the company leaves the safety of Beorn's home, Bilbo lets slip (in polite conversation) that romantically, he favours males over females - after a stunned silence, the dwarves lay down their arms, and begin a massive and hectic brawl.
    Bilbo is pulled gently away to watch but is nervous and confused, he finally finds out that he is essentially the prize of this 'honour fight'.
    May the best dwarf win *cough Thorin*

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Fight for your right
    youhavemyswordandmybow

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    As the company leaves the safety of Beorn's home, Bilbo lets slip (in polite conversation) that romantically, he favours males over females - after a stunned silence, the dwarves lay down their arms, and begin a massive and hectic brawl.
    Bilbo is pulled gently away to watch but is nervous and confused, he finally finds out that he is essentially the prize of this 'honour fight'.
    May the best dwarf win *cough Thorin*

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    Kinktober Day One - Prompt Jealousy -> SELF CHOSEN
    Shoutout to rebelscurse for beta-ing this one!

    After an extended mission alone, Natsu returns to find Magnolia obsessed with this week's Sorcerer Weekly Centerfold, one Lucy Heartfilia.

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    31 Mar 2024

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    Rough Jealousy
    Teleia_Potami

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    Kinktober Day One - Prompt Jealousy -> SELF CHOSEN
    Shoutout to rebelscurse for beta-ing this one!

    After an extended mission alone, Natsu returns to find Magnolia obsessed with this week's Sorcerer Weekly Centerfold, one Lucy Heartfilia.

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    When she was younger, Hermione would have never guessed that by the time she was 22, Harry would be happily married and a father with Pansy Parkison. She would also have never guessed that in a make-up 8th year and the years following, a group of Slytherins would integrate seamlessly into her friend group. Now she's a successful barrister for the Ministry, and been placed on a task force with Auror Draco and Healer Theo as potion overdoses have become a societal issue in post-war Britian. Mental health has long been something only talked about behind closed doors in the wizarding world, and the ramifications of not taking it seriously are now rearing their ugly heads. When Theo realizes the only way to fully heal her cursed scar is to enter into a secret fake marriage with Draco as the last of the Black bloodline, what could go wrong? When a divorce date looms, Draco and Theo realize maybe the marriage shouldn't have been fake after all. Pureblood courting chaos ensues!
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    The story where unlikely friends battle a ragging potion epidemic, find themselves in a fake marriage, and somehow manage to fall in love along the way.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Nott Black & White
    Oceangirlie2010

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    When she was younger, Hermione would have never guessed that by the time she was 22, Harry would be happily married and a father with Pansy Parkison. She would also have never guessed that in a make-up 8th year and the years following, a group of Slytherins would integrate seamlessly into her friend group. Now she's a successful barrister for the Ministry, and been placed on a task force with Auror Draco and Healer Theo as potion overdoses have become a societal issue in post-war Britian. Mental health has long been something only talked about behind closed doors in the wizarding world, and the ramifications of not taking it seriously are now rearing their ugly heads. When Theo realizes the only way to fully heal her cursed scar is to enter into a secret fake marriage with Draco as the last of the Black bloodline, what could go wrong? When a divorce date looms, Draco and Theo realize maybe the marriage shouldn't have been fake after all. Pureblood courting chaos ensues!
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    The story where unlikely friends battle a ragging potion epidemic, find themselves in a fake marriage, and somehow manage to fall in love along the way.

     

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    Author deleted a previous fic 😞

  4. Public Bookmark 23

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    The drive from the police station to the nearest motel was silent, thick with something neither of them dared name. Hotch’s hands were white-knuckled on the steering wheel, his jaw set so tight that Reid could see the muscle jumping beneath the skin. Spencer had his bag on his lap, fingers drumming absently against the canvas, watching the streetlights slide over Hotch’s face in alternating bands of orange and shadow.

    He knew he should say something—should break the tension with a statistic or a quote, something clinical to distance himself from the raw, pulsing need that had started coiling low in his belly the moment Hotch had asked, point-blank, if he was offering. And he had nodded. Like an idiot. Or a genius. He hadn’t quite decided yet.
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    Or, Reid offers, provokes, and gets exactly what he asks for.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Threshold
    TrashyPandas (BlueJayFan)

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    The drive from the police station to the nearest motel was silent, thick with something neither of them dared name. Hotch’s hands were white-knuckled on the steering wheel, his jaw set so tight that Reid could see the muscle jumping beneath the skin. Spencer had his bag on his lap, fingers drumming absently against the canvas, watching the streetlights slide over Hotch’s face in alternating bands of orange and shadow.

    He knew he should say something—should break the tension with a statistic or a quote, something clinical to distance himself from the raw, pulsing need that had started coiling low in his belly the moment Hotch had asked, point-blank, if he was offering. And he had nodded. Like an idiot. Or a genius. He hadn’t quite decided yet.
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    Or, Reid offers, provokes, and gets exactly what he asks for.

  5. Public Bookmark 26

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    He will forever curse himself for giving Spencer his phone without checking the last page he had left open. Hell, how would you even begin explaining to your subordinate the really kinky porn site you were cruising?

    At least, that would be his plan, if Spencer didn't look a little too pleased by his discovery.

    He should damn the accident, but if it hadn't been for it, Aaron would have never found the courage to actually go ahead and try things out. Not that he actually planned to, his vanilla (and currently dry) sex life was enough, but when your subordinate is in your office, and his cock is being forced down your throat, you don't have much of a choice but to try things out.

    And by God, if it isn't the best thing that's ever happened to him.

    Chp 1: HotchReid
    Chp 2: HotchGan
    Chp 3: Hotch/Reid/Morgan
    [From my Tumblr requests]

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    28 Jun 2026

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    How Hotch came to pop his kink cherry
    DedIsego

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    He will forever curse himself for giving Spencer his phone without checking the last page he had left open. Hell, how would you even begin explaining to your subordinate the really kinky porn site you were cruising?

    At least, that would be his plan, if Spencer didn't look a little too pleased by his discovery.

    He should damn the accident, but if it hadn't been for it, Aaron would have never found the courage to actually go ahead and try things out. Not that he actually planned to, his vanilla (and currently dry) sex life was enough, but when your subordinate is in your office, and his cock is being forced down your throat, you don't have much of a choice but to try things out.

    And by God, if it isn't the best thing that's ever happened to him.

    Chp 1: HotchReid
    Chp 2: HotchGan
    Chp 3: Hotch/Reid/Morgan
    [From my Tumblr requests]