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“The Red Hood has been good for Gotham,” Robin continued. “Crime in Park Row decreased by sixty one percent almost as soon as you showed up, and that’s even taking into account all the crime you commit. Drug overdoses have decreased by twenty two percent in adults and seventy nine percent in minors. Homeless minors are ninety two percent less likely to—”
“Kid,” Jason interrupted. “Enough statistics. What the hell is this about?”
Robin slowly lowered the tablet with his powerpoint presentation and looked up at Red Hood.
“You care about Gotham,” Robin summarised. “Gotham needs Batman. Batman is missing and so is Nightwing. We need you to fill in for Batman.”
“You want me to cover Batman’s patrols?” Jason clarified.
“No,” Robin said. “I want you to be Batman.”
Jason bluescreened.
(Or: Batman and Nightwing mysteriously disappear before Red Hood has even started antagonising them, Robin is desperate, Gotham needs Batman, and Red Hood is Batman-Shaped.)
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- Part 1 of The Right Substitution is Key
- Part 3 of Unhinged and Unrelated Jason Todd Content
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13 Jul 2026
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Dick may not actually be quite as old as he told everyone he was.
In his defense, it wasn't so much lying as that he sort of just forgot.
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01 Jul 2026
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"All I did was disappoint you." He couldn’t breathe. He couldn’t catch his breath. "I just wanted to do good. I just wanted to be better and all I did was make everyone angry."
Or: When Bruce comes back from the dead, Dick goes nonverbal. Nobody seems to have the time to notice.
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01 Jul 2026
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Kiss and (Don't) Tell by Anonymous
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
08 Dec 2023
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The Justice League think they can figure out Batman’s secret identity. Batman scoffs and says he could kiss all of them on the mouth (in his civilian identity) without them figuring out it’s him. So Batman makes a bet with the Justice League. What could possibly go wrong?
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29 Jun 2026
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Perhaps a little too effective by MomImBusy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
17 Jun 2025
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Inspired by this Tumblr post by abcdefghjklmpqrobin: Au where Batman doesn't want to tell the Justice League his secret identity but it's because he's really embarrassed about the things he's done as Bruce Wayne.
5 times Bruce Wayne made Batman miserable + 1 time he made the Justice League miserable.
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29 Jun 2026