Calamityjim
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Blood Tells by Calamityjim
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
21 Jun 2026
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Ed thought he was done making deals and paying tolls. He knew Equivalent Exchange wasn't equal, but when his name is at risk of being lost to the sands, Ed makes one more pact. If he wants his Ishvalan name he's got to live like an Ishvalan.
He hadn't really considered the ramifications of having that conversation with Ishvala himself.
The incense that Ed had been expecting since he stepped off the train filled the house and Ed took in a deep breath. If he closed his eyes he could hear Serjo Odral’s laugh above the din of conversation, the squealing of children as they raced around the house even as the aunties scolded them to run outside. He could smell kadirsh baking in the oven and feel his mom’s hands as she stroked his hair.
For a moment he had his family back.
“This way,” Dalden repeated grumpily, shattering the illusion.
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One Last Breath by Calamityjim
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV), Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
11 Jun 2026
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While searching for a murder who drowns his victims, the team gets in over their head
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- Part 9 of Intersections
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Gifts of Spring by Calamityjim for LetoaSai
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
10 May 2026
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Link’s duty to the people had always been a gift he had freely given. When it is twisted into a cage, Link throws himself upon Farore’s mercy. She has always loved him and is more than willing to give Link something he never would have thought to ask for himself: a fresh start with a people who do not need him to save them.
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- Part 1 of Those Who Wander
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DRAFT (Gifts of Spring) by Calamityjim for LetoaSai
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time, The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
22 Apr 2026
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Link’s duty to the people had always been a gift he had freely given. When it is twisted into a cage, Link throws himself upon Farore’s mercy. She has always loved him and is more than willing to give Link something he never would have thought to ask for himself: a fresh start with a people who do not need him to save them.
***This is being rewritten so I am changing the status of this one to draft. I will not delete it cause people don't always like that, but the official version will be the rewritten one, which IS being beta'd. This one will not be further updated so it's technically abandoned even if the story is not?
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- Part 2 of Those Who Wander
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Haymaker by Calamityjim
Fandoms: Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic), The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
22 Mar 2026
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Warriors begins to understand that he lost far more than his temper.
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- Part 2 of The Punch
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Intersections by Calamityjim
Fandom Criminal Minds (US TV), Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
12 Jun 2026
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Criminal Minds x FMA crossover. Stories are meant to be read in chronological order or they will likely not be understood.
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Those Who Wander by Calamityjim
Fandom The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
09 May 2026
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The Punch by Calamityjim
Fandom Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic), The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
22 Mar 2026
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Il Danse Macabre by Calamityjim
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), DCU, Justice League Dark (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Robin (Comics), Teen Titans - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types, 나 혼자만 레벨업 - 추공 | Solo Leveling | Only I Level Up - Chu-Gong, 나 혼자만 레벨업 | Solo Leveling (Cartoon), 나 혼자만 레벨업 | Solo Leveling (Webcomic)
22 Jan 2026
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Gold From Lead by Bookwrm389 (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
27 Feb 2019
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There were whispers. There was absolutely no way to stop them. Ed would rip out his spleen if he knew what all those people were insinuating about the two of them.
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Bookmarked by Calamityjim
28 Jun 2026
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A Good Soldier Always Follows Orders by boredom
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
10 Oct 2021
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A good soldier always follows orders.
A good soldier never questions who they are asked to kill or why.
A good soldier fires his weapon without hesitation. No matter what.
Ed knows this. Ed understands this. And now he's staring down his commanding officer, trying to figure out a way not to get burned.
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28 Jun 2026
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the tragedy of darth sidious the unwise by Artikka
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
29 Jan 2022
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"Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"
Chancellor Palpatine's still looking at him, probably expecting a straightforward 'Of course.' Anakin coughs and tries to sound convincing. "Oh, yeah. The crechelings love that one."
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Or, Anakin gets the wrong impression during the infamous Opera conversation. Hijinks ensue.
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Trust by boredom
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
17 May 2021
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"Roy Mustang had no weaknesses. Of course, that wasn’t strictly true. Everyone had weaknesses. But, when it came to trying to crack his façade, stall his career, or trip him up just enough to get ahead, no one had been successful."
Colonel Morris thinks he has an ironclad plan to finally get rid of Colonel Mustang while also spurring his own career forward. He just needs a certain young Alchemist to help him out. Hopefully he didn't jump to any conclusions.
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The Benefits of Having an Older Brother by boredom
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003)
13 Nov 2022
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While on a mission, Ed and Havoc go undercover as older brother and younger brother. Sounds easy, right?
No.
Not easy.
Because now Ed's having trouble distinguishing reality from fiction.
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Bookmarked by Calamityjim
26 Jun 2026