CalamityCons
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- Mass Effect Trilogy (3)
- Homestuck (1)
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Your name is Eridan Ampora, and there is a chlorine-soaked alien in the backseat of your car. It fell into your family pool while you were leaning against its edge and considering drowning yourself so your dad would pay attention to you a little and actually go looking for mom like he promised. You didn’t wind up going through with it, both because the human-shaped monster got you soaking wet before you even went into it, and because Damara wouldn’t stop bugging you about picking up your goddamn Nerf rifle off the kitchen floor.
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Benezia cannot cope with the discovery that her daughter is an Ardat-Yakshi.
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- Part 1 of Noble in Name and in Thought
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Garrus Vakarian doesn't want to confront Shepard after their less than satisfying liaison, so she goes to him instead.
Spoilers for Mass Effect 2.
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- Part 3 of Noble in Name and in Thought
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Commander Shepard's actions don't add up. Tali intends to find out what's going on.
Many thanks to theherocomplex for her beta work!
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- Part 2 of Noble in Name and in Thought
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Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence. The story of Mass Effect, following the life of Ethel Shepard and her crew. Renegade, Earthborn, Ruthless. Garrus romance, strong Tali friendship. Doesn't follow any headcanons from other fic.
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Bookmarked by CalamityCons
28 Jun 2026
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When Luna opens the journal shared between her and the prince of Lucis, there are only five words.
Luna,
I think we’re fucked.Bookmarked by CalamityCons
25 Jun 2026
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How To Improve Your Sephiroth’s Day: A Step-by-Step Guide by PrismaticPichu
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997)
28 Apr 2024
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He wasn’t expecting such a stupid article to make such big waves.
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- Part 1 of Manual Labor
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The Emergency Contact List by SweetDragonSeeker
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII
30 Apr 2024
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Sadly, it isn't even slightly unusual for Marlene to get in trouble at school. Fortunately for her, her family is pretty understanding, even if the Principal is...not.
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into this new world of ours by Larissa
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997)
01 Oct 2024
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Avalanche still makes a point to get together, no matter how much time goes by.