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Frank is a broke print shop employee in a failing post-punk band. He feels guilty over his internet scams — are they really scams, though? He started with creepy older guys, but it got very tiring. The older women, on the other hand, are sweet to him. They pamper him, dote on him, and willingly give him money just for talking to them. Being a beautiful, kind younger man who listens, treats them like a person and is their friend, a boy they can spoil, while they’re lonely in their real lives. That’s not a scam, that’s practically a service, right?
Then, he meets a stunning woman on a forum who quickly turns out to be unlike any other.
(very loosely based on a tumblr post by @mercining:
Day 4 of writing a summary of a fanfic that doesn't exist: Gerard is an online scammer who poses as a beautiful woman to extort money from people. Frank is also an online scammer who poses as a handsome man. They will try to extort money from each other, unaware that the other is an imposter.)Bookmarked by BreadEmperor
10 Jun 2026
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“You're so needy when you're hungry,” Frank laughs sweetly.
“I'm not hungry yet,” Gerard smirks down at him, tongue licking over predator teeth.
“You look like you want to eat me alive,” Frank whispers mockingly, eyes burning with lust and adoration he can only find for the vampire in front of him.
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09 Jun 2026
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“I still can’t believe you’re going to get your nipples pierced, dude,” Rays' shocked, tinny voice cuts through the whirlwind of thoughts running through his brain.
“We’ve discussed this, Ray,” Frank sighs, reaching into his pocket for his carton of cigarettes and a lighter. “It was either my lip, nose or nips. I flipped a coin, and you were there.”
“You are such a…”
“Masochist?” Frank supplies with an eye roll, mumbling around his cigarette, flicking his lighter and inhaling deeply as Ray laughs on the other end of the phone.
“Yeah, Frankie, you’re a true masochist.”
Or Frank is going through a breakup and decides to get his nipples pierced, and Gerard, the hot piercer, helps him with his cravings.
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08 Jun 2026
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Shameless smut for jdlowkey to cheer them up - Frank gets bored and decides to bother Gerard.
“I have insomnia,” Frank says. “And you’ve never slept worth a shit, so I figured we could commiserate. Maybe watch a movie.” He grins, laugh lines crinkling around his mouth. “Y’know, for old time’s sake.”
Sighing deeply, the sound Gerard makes is more resigned than annoyed. Running a hand through his hair, he says, “Fine, whatever, but we’re not watching Infection again. I’m still processing the trauma from twenty years ago.” Stepping aside, Frank slips past him, the faint smell of cheap hotel soap following him in as Gerard shuts the door.
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- Part 1 of Cheer Up, Friend
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08 Jun 2026
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Workplace AU - Gerard meets the new hire and Ray won’t stop trying to set them up.
“He’s a good dude,” Ray agrees, albeit suspiciously, giving an amused side-eye. “He’s single, too, you know.”
“Irrelevant,” Gerard replies while staring hard at his computer screen. He misspells the word ‘disclosure’ as disclseb and hits the backspace button a little harder than he intends. “Besides, I would never date a coworker.”
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- Part 1 of Punk on the Weekend
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06 Jun 2026