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    [Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander sit on stools in the Centaurs’ locker room. They are wearing each other’s jerseys, and Ilya has a large pink heart painted on his left cheek. Shane has a smattering of silver sparkly heart freckles across his nose.]

    Harris: (off camera) Okay, boys. As the Centaurs’ resident power couple, we’re going to ask you twenty couples questions in honor of our Valentine’s Day game coming up!

    Ilya: Oh, good. Shane loves questions. He has a million for every possible situation. Are you sure you don’t want him to lead the interview? 

    Shane: Fuck you, Rozanov.

    Harris: Glad we got that out of the way early.

     

     

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    01 Apr 2026

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    Shane, an overworked manager at a Forbes 500 marketing agency calls for help when he tries to put his handyman knowledge to the test and messes up his kitchen sink. Ilya is sent as a replacement for who he called, but turns out to be exactly what Shane needed in his life.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    Hudson Williams knows the character of Shane Hollander inside and out. After all, he’s the actor playing him. But when Hudson wakes up in a Montreal penthouse with a very real, very naked, and very confused Ilya Rosanov, he realizes that "method acting" has gone way too far. Now, Hudson has to navigate an NHL locker room, survive a public engagement, and keep Ilya from realizing he's an imposter—all while trying to find a way back to his own world and the co-star he’s actually in love with.

    Or: Hudson Williams wakes up as Shane Hollander, and Ilya Rosanov is definitely not a fan of the new 'sophisticated' version of his fiancé

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    30 Jan 2026

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    Hudson wakes up in Shane’s apartment, staring at a life he knows far too well—and shouldn’t be living.
    At the same time, Connor, trapped in Ilya’s body, spirals into a full-blown panic attack and keeps calling him nonstop.

    Elsewhere, Ilya—now in Connor’s body—argues with his agent in halting English, frustrated by the accent and completely convinced there’s no practice scheduled today.

    And Shane, wearing his glasses, watches Hudson’s interviews on TV, sinking into quiet, secondhand despair as he mutters to himself:
    Did I really say that? On television?

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    30 Jan 2026

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    After two games lost because of Ilya's antics, Shane decides to torture him via his appearance on The Tonight Show while Ilya is back home in Ottawa.

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    16 Jan 2026