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    Shen Qingqiu is visited by an unlikely guest on a random night. It could have been a wild animal, or the hairless beast that nibbled on the bamboo on his peak, or some sort of intruder, but no—of all things, he doesn’t expect a literal baby suddenly dumped on his lap.

    A baby that, to Shen Qingqiu’s utter confusion, looked exactly like him! A mini Shen Qingqiu!

    And why was the baby calling Shen Qingqiu his Mama, huh?!

    If Shen Qingqiu was his mother, then who the hell was this kid’s father?!

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Kaoru Sakurayashiki had never imagined himself with a family. His own parents had been stuffy, with high expectations and strict punishments whenever he didn't meet them. While he was sure he'd make an effort not to turn out like them, one could never be too sure.

    There was also the issue of there being nobody worth having a family with. Kaoru entertained the occasional relationship, but most never even reached the point of him calling them his "partner", let alone broaching talks of marriage or family.

    The thought of having kids of his own never even really crossed his mind.

    That is, until a flock of them made themselves known at S, and suddenly he was offering sage, adult advice, chaperoning trips, and had even earned himself the nickname 'mama', much to his chagrin. And of course, when Kaoru became 'mama', so in turn did Kojiro become 'papa'.

    Honorary mama and papa of S become actual parents when Kaoru gets pregnant. The ticking time bomb of a baby on the way forces them to figure their shit out in a timely manner, even if they've done everything out of order.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    My piece for the Moshang Big Bang 2023!
    I was paired with the lovely artist Kunogi!

    Shang Qinghua messed up. As a Witch trying to obtain his license to legally practice magic, he is required to pass an examination. Otherwise he will be forced to repeat the same 5 years all over again. But it wouldn't just be him, it would be his entire coven. And he can't let that happen otherwise they might very well kill him!! But while Shang Qinghua may have been on top of all his other tasks, there was one key point he forgot about! In his five years, he had yet to summon a Familiar. And that's come to bite him in the ass. With time working against him and the deadline fast approaching, Shang Qinghua is desperate. He can't afford to be picky! He'll accept whatever creature he summons, no matter what!

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Yaoyao rustles in her pocket for a moment. “Alright, well I’ll give Zhongli the blindfold, and then the ‘rebels’’ countdown to hide will start. The countdown will show on your wristbands, and so will the game time afterwards.” She pulls out a simple black blindfold, extending the fabric to Zhongli. “Ready?”

    “I am,” Zhongli says, but looks to the others for confirmation.

    “Oh! Yeah, I guess?” Yoimiya says, exchanging glances with Childe and the Traveler.

    The Traveler shrugs. “Sure.”

    “Yeah, I’m ready,” Childe says, watching Zhongli fasten the blindfold around his eyes. Somehow, the black fabric doesn’t make him look foolish, or any less imposing than before. It makes something in Childe’s gut burn, and he impulsively blurts– “Make sure you don’t go easy on us, Zhongli.”

    Zhongli’s head swings toward Childe, and even through the blindfold Childe swears he can feel the weight of that golden gaze. Zhongli’s lips curve upwards. “I shall certainly endeavor not to disappoint.”

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    While on a reconnaissance mission in Mondstadt, Childe gets roped into a game of Snowtrace. He isn't expecting to see Zhongli.

    To the victor go the spoils.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    On the dawn of April 2, 5747, Asagiri Gen leaves the Kingdom of Science to travel the world. Or so he says. Running away from a broken heart just seemed too poetic for a calculating mentalist.

    Five years later, Ishigami Senku follows the trail he left behind because he isn't afraid to chase after what he wants.

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    Asagiri Gen could not quite let go of his greatest love, so he writes him letters he will never send instead. Ishigami Senku isn't perfect, trial-and-error is of course the theme of science, but that doesn't mean he won't try to fix his mistakes.

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    30 May 2026