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    Paradise (spread out with a butter knife) by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics)  

    17 Jan 2021

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    He sighs from where he’s prone, arms akimbo, and roof gravel digging into his spine. “I lost my job. My… other job. The one that actually pays the bills.”

    He doesn’t want to dwell on why he’s telling Deadpool of all people. Surely it has nothing to do with his desperate lack of friends. MJ is in California chasing her dreams, Harry’s undergoing treatment for his mental health and isn’t allowed visitors (not that it matters since they blacklisted Peter after last time), and Gwen… Well.

    And it’s not like he can talk to Aunt May without her worrying about him starving to death under a bridge or something so… Deadpool it is. Man, when did his life get this pathetic?

    OR: The one where Peter and Wade are literal soulmates but don't realize it for literal years because they're literal idiots.

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    21 Jul 2026

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    he loves me, he loves me not by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    18 Dec 2021

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    Peter Parker is a man of science. And, by extension, so is Spider-Man. The only thing he can't figure out is Deadpool.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    this is the life by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    29 Dec 2021

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    An up-and-coming masked hero is revealed to be a serial killer, and the public is terrified. Everyone's demanding that Spider-Man reveal his identity for their own safety, and as if that isn't enough, Deadpool is hired to make sure it happens. Peter's stressed enough as it is with work and rent and school and a new super villain cropping up — he just doesn't have time for this. He especially doesn't have time for Deadpool accosting Peter Parker, wanting Spider-Man's photographer to help track down the elusive hero.

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    Everything seems to be going wrong all at once. It's a miracle Peter hasn't had a breakdown.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    oh no (i think i'm in love) by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    16 Feb 2022

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    Spider-Man and Deadpool are enemies. They’re also friends with benefits. A lot can change in two years.

    (A nonlinear story that follows Spider-Man and Deadpool meeting, clashing, and eventually hooking up, as well as their future counterparts who have been fucking for almost two years now.)

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    20 Jul 2026

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    It’s a School Night, Why are You Out Saving the World? by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Spider-Man - All Media Types  

    13 Jan 2019

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    Jefferson Davis can’t lie to himself, as much as he tries. He and Miles have always butted heads-- his son just has this carefree, unfettered approach to life that Davis' strict, no-nonsense methods seemingly have no place in. A large part of him loves Miles for that, truly, even though sometimes Jefferson feels as if he's just slowing him down.

    But now, with Miles away at school on weeknights-- seemingly always busy with something or another-- Jefferson has never felt that gaping space between himself and his son yawn wider.

    Enter the new Spider-Man. A free-spirited kid, five foot nothing and standing between the whole city and danger as if it’s his job, breaking a long series of minor laws with careless ease, and giving a certain cop heart palpitations on a regular basis.

    Jefferson Davis can’t lie to himself anymore. No matter how much he hates vigilantes-- especially of the masked variety-- a child is a child. And a dad is a dad.

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    11 Jul 2026