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    "Chlamydia?" Ilya has never heard Hollander's voice reach such heights in the absence of a cock. "You have chlamydia?"

    "I did not get it on purpose," Ilya complains.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    In their first year of playing together on the Centaurs, Shane and Ilya have multi-day argument over sexual compatibility.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Sveta
    Help me
    I am in love with a virgin

    Ilya was exaggerating for comic effect, of course. He wasn’t in love with Shane Hollander. He was just absolutely infatuated with him and wanted to carry him around in his pocket and also fuck him senseless and then count his freckles while he slept beside him. So not love, just whatever that was, but still. It was a problem.

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    A newly-drafted Ilya Rozanov finds himself transfixed by a beautiful man in the grocery store.

    A newly-single Shane Hollander does something uncharacteristically brave.

    Neither of them are prepared for just how out of their depth they're about to be.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Shane: We were going to hang out and he came here straight from the gym
    Shane: So he's in my shower
    Shane: naked
    Shane: in my shower

    Rose: oh my god
    Rose: the gym has no showers?

    Shane: it does

    Rose: oh my god
    Rose: Shane
    Rose: he wants to fuck you

    Or: Shane and Ilya have been friends for two years. Shane has also been in love with Ilya for two years. He's managed it decently, so far. Ilya showers at Shane's place and Shane loses all sense of how he's been able top manage being in love with Ilya this long. He freaks out about it to Rose.

    (Or or: It's my first fanfiction, I suck at summaries, maybe I'll come up with something better later on)

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    21 Jun 2026