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    Draco Malfoy is Afflicted.

    Love—the blessed (and cursed) thing—will do that to you. It eats away at you slowly, until you’re nothing more than an animal, really. Primal instincts only. A dog one must train to sit. To stay. To get down, so to speak. And the problem is, no one has ever loved anyone the way Draco loves Hermione Granger. If ever a man has Yearned, it is him. Draco Yearncius Malfoy, who bears the aforementioned Affliction willingly, and without complaint (mostly).

    That is, until he wakes up one day and no one in the entire world—including his wife—remembers that he’s married to her.

    In this particular Scenario, he complains a lot.

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    07 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 33

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    Unspeakable Draco is simply doing his job decommissioning a batch of cursed objects when he's distracted and scratched by one. His blood has the unfortunate consequence of activating the Curse of the Seven Deadly Sins, which can only be broken with the Cardinal Virtues.

    With a little help from his long time colleague/friend/object of his secret affections Hermione Granger, he just might survive this curse without losing his mind.

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    04 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 23

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    Hermione Granger is so tired of being everyone’s gracious War Hero. Luckily, there’s one person at Hogwarts she’s allowed to be horrible to, guilt-free: Draco Malfoy, who is so busy trying to be perfect and rehabilitate his family name that he hasn’t noticed the closest he comes to enjoying himself is whenever she’s being horrible to him.

    They are going to make eighth year completely unbearable for each other. And McGonagall is going to make them pay for it—together.

    Or: The Parent Trap's enemies-to-forced-proximity-to-friends-to-house-swap arc, minus (STAY WITH ME) the part where it's all in service of children getting their problematic parents back together.

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    31 May 2026

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    Four Slytherins and a Gryffindor crammed into a Muggle apartment.
    Sure, why not?

    Hermione runs a programme: take former Death Eaters who failed their court-mandated therapy and teach them how to function in the Muggle world.

    It was meant to be educational.
    It became... something else.

    This fic is roughly 80% chaos and 20% cute. Where the smut fits into that is between you and your conscience.

    Pansy - socially lethal, beautifully dressed, a problem.
    Theo - chaotic manchild or unsettling genius. Your pick.
    Blaise - sexual deviant. No pick. You'll like him anyway.
    Draco - arrogant, impressively incompetent and permanently attached to a baseball cap. Oh, and he wants Hermione. Bad.

    Don't read this if you're a normal, sane person.
    Do read if you want to laugh and question your life choices at 3am.

    The only fic I'd recommend reading as a WIP—small doses.

    Hermione developed a kink.
    Draco developed feelings.
    Theo found Muggle tech.
    Nobody emerged from this experience unchanged.
    You probably won't, either... not convinced that's a good thing.

    I spent two months immersed in this and started thinking in nothing but double entendres.

    Good luck.

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    26 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 81

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    Seven years after the Battle of Hogwarts, two war heroes stand on the brink of magical Britain’s highest office: Harry Potter, beloved Head of the DMLE, and Hermione Granger, the Ministry’s youngest Undersecretary for Magical Reform.

    But as Hermione’s popularity grows — along with her increasingly radical reform agenda — the Ministry quietly moves to contain her.

    Under the guise of postwar reconciliation, the Wizengamot passes a Marriage Reconciliation Act pairing pureblood heirs with prominent Muggleborns in an effort to “restore unity” across magical Britain.

    Hermione Granger is matched with Draco Malfoy.

    The political calculation is simple: alienate Hermione from progressive voters, scandalize conservative society, and hand the path to the Minister’s office to Harry Potter.

    Instead, the Ministry accidentally creates the most dangerous political alliance Britain has seen in generations.

    Welcome to By Order of the Ministry: A Union

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    25 May 2026