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  1. Не очень поучительная история жизни и злоключений командира Особого Отряда Его Величества by

    Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types

    29 Apr 2026

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    Pawns by

    Fandoms: Discworld - Pratchett  

    05 Feb 2010

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    [Lord Vetinari] "appeared to have no vice that anyone could discover. You'd have thought, with that pale, equine face, that he'd incline towards stuff with whips, needles and young women in dungeons… But the Patrician apparently spent his evenings studying reports and, on special occasions, if he could stand the excitement, playing chess" ~ Guards! Guards. Vimes

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    O is for Office Kink by

    Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett  

    06 Aug 2016

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    Men of the City by

    Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett  

    05 Sep 2021

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    Vetinari is being politically manuvered to get married, and to Vimes annoyance, seems to be okay with the idea.
    sort of like a sequel to my other story which i still havent finished but i still don't know if i'm going to kill anyone off in that one so maybe not. i'm sorry i'm evil and i procrastinate. it makes sense without it as much as anything i write makes sense. I love people yelling at me! do it! help me i am a noob, tell me how to fix my writing style and what is good/bad.

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    Of Coppers and Dogs by

    Fandoms: Discworld - Pratchett  

    05 Feb 2010

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    Vimes know's everyone's someone's dog... though Havelock might be pushing it a bit with the collar and all that.

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    Misethere by

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)  

    02 Jan 2017

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    Emhyr was looking at him for once, with a strange expression. “I have misjudged you,” he said, sounding irritated actually: how dare Geralt surprise him.

    “I get that a lot,” Geralt said.

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