AbsoluteMadman
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You have Tali. You have snek. Now you have snek Tali because my friends and I over at a discord server can't stop coming up with headcanons for her. This might or might not be a series of one-shots. Honestly, this is my second time writing any fanfiction fully so we'll see how it goes. This fanfic starts Post-ME1 and Pre-ME2. They're fully romanced, so I'll probably have to upload a prequel fic for this someday.
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I'm sick of having to look around for sources of fanon language terms when I'm not at my computer, so I'm uploading this as the beginnings of a one-stop shop for all your khelish needs.
IF YOU HAVE ANY FEEDBACK, NOTICE ERRORS, FIND THINGS TO ADD, OR ANYTHING AT ALL JUST **LEAVE A COMMENT!**
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As the title says, it's Tali's first Christmas. She wakes up suddenly transported in a Christmas wonderland of a Normandy during the events of Mass Effect 1. This is technically the first fanfiction I ever made, as I submitted it to a discord server for an advent calendar event. Posting here on my account as redundant test scrap as I learn the layout of AO3 as I'm having a few finicky issues with posting. Nobody will notice if I experiment with line breaks here, right?
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Friendship Bracelet by orange_vibes
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
07 Jun 2026
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I had this little thought that Grace made himself a bracelet while on The Hail Mary and Rocky asked him what it was. Cue this silly oneshot.
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“A bracelet that is made of friendship?”“No,” Grace chuckled. “It’s usually made out of string.”
Rocky tilted his carapace to the side in curiosity. “Why, question?”
Grace shrugged. “It’s fun.”
Rocky was quiet for a moment. Then, he rolled closer until he was right next to Grace. “How do I obtain bracelet of friendship, question?”
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07 Jun 2026
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Project Cuddle by maplesnmulberries
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
11 Apr 2026
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“What are we naming this project?”
“Project Human Comfort Activity.”
“...Nah. That sounds like a sex thing, still. Uh. Project…Hug?”
“No. Dumb name. Bad. Dumb.”
“Well, jeez, what else do you suggest?”
“Project Hold Human.”
“Sounds like jail.”
“Project Touch Grace.”
“Yikes.”
“...Project…Cuddle.”
“...Yeah. I like that one. Project Cuddle a go?"
"Project Cuddle APPROVED. Excite. Excite. Excite."
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Grace is touch-starved, and tired of contact only through Eridian space suits.
Rocky doesn't want Grace to die.
(PLATONIC SOULMATES RYLAND GRACE & ROCKY)
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- Part 1 of Project Hail Mary One Shots
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06 Jun 2026
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Scary Stories and Space Oddities by TheTearThatHangs
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
03 Jun 2026
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Popular tales in Eridian folklore include a long, lanky creature that cracks the carapaces of those who enter the ocean.
So when Erid’s saviour returns in a small, foreign spaceship, missing 23 crewmates, and presenting a creature with an uncanny resemblance to their cautionary tales, Erid is, understandably, horrified.Yet at some point, somehow, the creature had found its way into the hearts of Eridians, and the grotesque alien from the unknown of space became a beloved teacher of their most vulnerable.
Or: Erid learns to love Grace.
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06 Jun 2026
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Teacher-Grace’s Favourite Words by TheTearThatHangs
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
03 Jun 2026
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After an unfortunate case of cross-species miscommunication, Rocky discovers that majority of Grace’s substitute-expletives are food-themed, unintentionally making it so that Grace must revert to “real” curse words. He spirals into a small crisis over it.
Rocky make Grace say Fuck.
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06 Jun 2026
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Strike a Pose by TheTearThatHangs
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Jun 2026
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At some point between arriving on Erid, emaciated and delirious, and starting up his classroom, Dr Captain Ryland Grace had become a global sensation.
His actions, unbeknownst to him, triggered cultural waves that, to the humour of Saviour-Rocky, and the glee of the management team at the Centre For Human-Eridian Friendship, introduced trends with unprecedented efficiency and reach.Or: Grace is unwittingly a cultural icon, baby he’s bigger than Madonna.
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06 Jun 2026