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Prompt #95. Married Severus and Harry move into 5 Privet Drive and make their neighbors' life a living hell.
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When Harry Potter decides to take his petty revenge on the Dursley, there's only a man that really knows Petunia Dursley enough to help him. Grudgingly, or maybe not so much, Severus agrees to help him. Too bad they catch feelings along the way.
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09 Jun 2026
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“Who was it?” Katie asks, shifting her body to face him. Schlatt stares at her for a second, feeling like it’d been forever since he heard her speak. “Nobody you need to worry about,” he responds as he settles back onto the couch.
“What if I wanted to talk to them?” Katie volleys back.
“Did you?” Schlatt asks, doubt written all over his face.
Katie pauses for a second to think. “No,” she says, the words leaving her as if she only just made the realization. “No, I don’t think I did.”
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- Part 1 of the q!katieb recovery saga
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07 Apr 2026
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I Want To Throw It Away, Yet I Want To Protect It by FlufflySockWearer
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
06 Apr 2026
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After Katie's attempt post-KFC, Schlatt brings her along on a small boat trip to gather supplies because he doesn't wanna leave Katie by herself.
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07 Apr 2026
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She doesn't really know what she wants or needs. Bandages, probably. Or a health potion, but she knows she doesn't have either of those things. She just takes handouts from people. Just a pathetic idiot whose only gained from taking.
When she fails to find anything, she hunches over her chest and cries into the empty space. That's all she seems to do now, wail and scream and weep into the void hoping for a little sympathy, a little pity, somebody to not blow up her shit or kick her out or call her an idiot. Katie's head feels like it's exploding, dizzy and light, vision blurring. She can't get a full breath in, and she's on the path to passing out if she can't manage to simply breathe. She repeats the mantra as if it'll help, muttering to herself to breathe, breathe, as if that alone will get air to her collapsing lungs. "What the fuck are you doing here?"
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my take on katie pulling an exileinnit and how q!schlatt would react!!!
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07 Apr 2026
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Napoleon gives Illya cooking lessons and completely misunderstands his reasons for wanting to learn.