hold me like a grudge
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part time soulmate, full time problem by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Sep 2024
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“I’d get you a collar,” Wade answers too quickly, too eagerly, “With a little tag that says ‘If found, return to Deadpool.”
“What’s a collar gonna do?”
“I was going to get you a pretty leather one, princess, but if you’re gonna be difficult then maybe you need one of the ones with the metal prongs. Regardless,” Wade shoves a hand between them to push their waistbands out of the way. “You attach a leash to a collar.”
“Taking yanking my chain to a whole new level,” Logan sighs, eyes fluttering as Wade touches him.
“Ugh, folks, he’s gorgeous and funny! What do they even need me for? If you’re gonna try to steal my spotlight, buster, then maybe I should put a muzzle on you, huh?”
Logan’s hips jump so hard Wade has to check to make sure he hasn’t come. His mouth is open and soft, eyebrows pitched up in an adorable little pinch, his back arched and his chest on full display as he ruts down into Wade’s grip, and Christ, as much as Wade likes getting pinned down and dicked down, he has got to make Logan bottom for him more often.
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- Part 1 of hold me like a grudge
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i’m not that kind of man, but i’ll make an exception for you by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
11 Sep 2024
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“When’s your shift over?” His voice is a tenor, rumbling through his chest, spoken above a whisper only insomuch that it’s the sexy lick of a baseline right in Wade’s ear. “I’ve got nowhere to be.”
Wade grins wolfishly, hopes it reads through his mask and pretends like he’s reaching for something just to brush their pinkies together. “You must think I’m so easy, to just go home with any hot stranger who’s a little nice to me.”
The man squints, and their faces are close now, and Wade can almost taste the whiskey on his breath through his mask. Some sort of decision is being made behind dazzling hazel eyes, and the man pulls the corner of his mouth up just a fraction to say, “I think you’re easy enough to have a go in the bathroom on your break.”
Wade giggles, low and embarrassed, and he has to shove back up off the bar to standing in order to break himself out of the magnetism of the man's flirtatious goading.
“Says just as much ‘bout you as it does about me,” Wade says. “You try to give all your bartenders the glory hole special?”
“No,” he replies with a shrug, and he leans back too, but it doesn’t break the tension, only stretches it thinner and thinner until it might snap. “Just you.”
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- Part 2 of hold me like a grudge
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i wanna know what it's like to feel your heart beating from the inside by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
21 Sep 2024
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“Warm like…” Wade hears himself say, and he slurs a little because he’s actually drooling. “Like good warm.”
“Good warm,” Logan repeats uncertainly. He says it like Wade is dumb, like he’s a dumb idiot and he’s gonna yell at him and make him feel a little stupid and Wade loves when he does that.
Wade can feel Logan’s eyes on him, mean and hot and heavy on the bit of Wade’s exposed face and then lower, down his heaving chest to where Wade is twitching his hips up against nothing, desperate.
“Wade,” Logan scolds, and Wade swallows back a little noise at his name being used so harshly and in that tone. “Now is not the fuckin’ time.”
“Would you believe me, babygirl, if I said that this time—“ the car hits a tiny bump and Wade makes a little mmh! “—this time it’s not me?”
“What are you saying? That the powder in the bullet made you horny?” he laughs wryly. “Sure you don’t just have a thing for guns?”
“I have a well established thing for guns,” Wade pants as he grinds a hand against himself through his suit just to relieve some fucking pressure. “As do you, mon petit chou.”
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- Part 3 of hold me like a grudge
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i bet we’d have really good come right on me, i mean camaraderie by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men '97 (Cartoon 2024), Marvel Cinematic Universe
08 Oct 2024
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Someone groans weakly. With tremendous effort, Wade lifts his arm, it feels like it weighs a thousand pounds, and tries to scrub at his face.
“Oh fuck no,” Wade says but—
Well Wade, this Wade, your humble narrator, does not say it with his mouth. But his voice says it, and it sounds weird, like he’s trying to make it deeper than it is.
Wade scrubs at his face, clearing dust from his eyelashes.
Yeah, okay. He doesn’t have those.
His hands touch his face. The most obvious bit is the beard, but it’s also the exact slope of the nose and the cut of the cheekbones and when he finally gets his eyes open, he looks at blue gloves.
“Oh fuck yes,” Wade says. With Logan’s mouth. The voice rumbles through his ribcage, higher pitched by a bit through Logan’s ears but he just knows it's deep and scratchy and so sexy.
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- Part 4 of hold me like a grudge
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pace yourself for me, i said maybe, baby, please by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
07 Nov 2024
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“And what does my princess not already have? Dolled up. That’s what I said, right? That’s, ah, what made you go all pink. You want something pretty to wear, something silky and delicate– fuck–” Logan draws the circle with his tongue this time and Wade’s so fucking close– “You want me to buy you pretty panties and a little bra, oh sweetheart, I’m gonna get you it all. Stockings and garters and a little babydoll cover up and I’m gonna fuck you stupid in them– baby, please, can I–”
Logan draws another circle on his chest in permission. He knows just how to treat Wade right, touching him and looking up at him; Wade is trembling and pleading and curling in on himself as Logan swallows him down. It’s a blinding relief, bliss racing through his veins better than a bump of cocaine or any other name just as sweet for it, and even then his heart hammers with the images swirling behind his eyes.
“Oh, princess,” Wade croons blearily, letting his head fall against the back of the couch as he goes limp. “Every day I fall more in love with you, y’know?”
“Stand up,” Logan growls hoarsely, wiping his face on the back of his hand as he struggles to his feet.
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- Part 5 of hold me like a grudge
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i’m trying to blow off steam, not my self esteem (ask me: do you see yourself in me?) by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
17 Feb 2025
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As he’s thinking, all of Logan’s messages finally switch to read, and the little typing icon appears on Wade’s side of the chat for a split second. It disappears, and Logan waits, and he waits some more. When Wade doesn’t reply after a full minute, Logan growls in frustration and wrenches his sock drawer open.
There’s a lump there, wrapped in one of Wade’s t-shirts. It’s alarmingly heavy when Logan snatches it up, whatever it is soft and awkward. Logan suspects, but it isn’t until he shakes it out onto the bed that he understands what his present is.
It’s a dildo, but it’s ridiculous shape is why it doesn’t register as such immediately. It’s… well, it’s dog-like? Logan doesn’t pretend to know anything about animal bits with any degree of expertise, but the dildo has a flared and pointy head, a short thick shaft, and a knot. Living with Wade meant learning all sorts of things against his will, one of which was what a knot was. The thing is also alarmingly bright fucking pink. And purple, like someone tried real hard to swirl the colors around aesthetically despite it being a dog dick.
Also, and probably most importantly, it’s kind of fucking huge.
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- Part 6 of hold me like a grudge
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i'm using your distress as foreplay by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
12 Oct 2025
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“You could drug me,” Logan had suggested nonchalantly over coffee a few days ago. “Wouldn’t fuckin’ with a girl’s drink be in character?”
“We should get married,” Wade had replied, voice dreamy. He hooked his foot against Logan’s calf and pet him while sighing, “No one more perfect for me than you.”
“Whatever, it was just an idea,” Logan grumbled, embarrassed. “Just trying to help you with your perverted little game.”
“Clearly it's our perverted game,” Wade pointed out. “You want me to roofie you so you wake up all tied up and at my mercy? You’d like that?”
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- Part 7 of hold me like a grudge