Lucretia's Volumes [My Balance Fics]
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" “Somebody lives in Auntie’s house?” he bit, and she shook her head slowly. It couldn’t be the same place. That world had been destroyed. Everything there had been destroyed. The similarities were striking, but it couldn’t be the same place. "
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- Part 1 of Lucretia's Volumes [My Balance Fics]
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"He wasn’t the scientist of the family (Our Lady knows there’s plenty of those) but Kravitz had a hypothesis to test. It was only a matter of convincing Taako, or perhaps, of finding the balls to bring it up in the first place.
Taako proved to need very little convincing."
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- Part 2 of Lucretia's Volumes [My Balance Fics]
- Part 2 of Sex Brain
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The Devil Went Down to Jhorg’huah by EdgarAllenPoet
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
20 Mar 2019
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The elf swung a bag off their back, pulled it open, and removed the neck of a simple fiddle. He asked, “You play?”
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- Part 3 of Lucretia's Volumes [My Balance Fics]
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Magnus reflects on his past misdemeanors, on temporary lovers and long lasting friends, on trouble he’s gotten himself into. He comes to terms with growing older and refusing to grow up.
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- Part 4 of Lucretia's Volumes [My Balance Fics]
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"It shouldn’t have to be said that Kravitz didn’t want to hit his boyfriend. "
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- Part 5 of Lucretia's Volumes [My Balance Fics]
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University Senior and Culinary Arts Major Extraordinaire, Taako– who knows absolutely nothing about boxing at all– accidentally gets himself elected as the president of the boxing club. Follow him as he makes some friends, faces down some enemies, and maybe learns a little bit about boxing along the way.
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- Part 6 of Lucretia's Volumes [My Balance Fics]
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Five Times Taako Was In Trouble, and One Time Someone Else Was Finally by EdgarAllenPoet
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
07 Apr 2019
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"Taako had been in trouble his entire life-- it was honestly just a state of being at this point. A circumstance of reality. A occupational hazard of simply existing in this plane. He’d been trouble as a little kid, and he’d been trouble when he was living on the road, and he’d been trouble the entire first century of his growing up, and during whatever fuzzy parts his brain wouldn’t allow him to remember-- he was sure he’d been trouble then too."
Taako gets in trouble and counts the lessons he learns as he makes his way through life
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- Part 7 of Lucretia's Volumes [My Balance Fics]
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“It’s okay,” Kravitz settled on, scooting a little bit away from Taako and making a space in the middle. He pulled the blanket back a bit, patted the mattress, an obvious invitation.
Lup hesitated a moment, and Kravitz worried he’d crossed some sort of line, until she whispered, “Fuck it. Thanks.” and crawled into bed with them.
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- Part 8 of Lucretia's Volumes [My Balance Fics]
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"His name was Magnus Burnsides. He was twenty years old. He liked to carve wood, and he didn’t mind hard work. He knew that when he looked at Julia, he felt all the peace and joy in the world, feelings he didn’t know he was capable of feeling. "
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- Part 9 of Lucretia's Volumes [My Balance Fics]
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Barry never forgave Lucretia.
---Barry and Taako get drunk and sad, and Barry reflects on his family
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- Part 10 of Lucretia's Volumes [My Balance Fics]
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Right, Kravitz told himself. Focus. He pushed himself up, climbed into the truck, and pulled out a cold pack. He handed it over, and Taako took it with a bit of a sneer, biting off a quiet pained noise when he pressed it to his burning skin. Kravitz hesitated before patting him on the shoulder.
“Can’t fault yourself for someone trying to kill you,”
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- Part 11 of Lucretia's Volumes [My Balance Fics]
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No amount of high school science classes could help her understand what was going on. She blinked a few times. “You… what?”
“We’re space aliens,”
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Aubrey gets temporarily kidnapped by the IPRE
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- Part 12 of Lucretia's Volumes [My Balance Fics]
- Part 11 of Monster Hunting [fics about TAZ Amnesty]
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“Kinky how?” she asked. “Whatcha got, big boy? Top three ideas, lay ‘em on me.”
“Uh…” he stuttered. “Uh… uh, robots.”
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- Part 1 of [REDACTED]
- Part 13 of Lucretia's Volumes [My Balance Fics]
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“Oh stars,” she spoke to the two of them, and the twins ears immediately flattened in suspicion, which only made her frown grow. “You mean to tell me you’ve brought elflings on this mission of yours?”
“You mean elf-larvae?” Magnus asked and caught three different elbows to the ribs.
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- Part 2 of [REDACTED]
- Part 14 of Lucretia's Volumes [My Balance Fics]
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Angus is 40 years old when his wife passes away, leaving him the single father of three small children. Taako is 150 when he learns that being a housewife is a little bit harder than saving the universe.
Children do not appreciate fine dining. Kravitz does not appreciate Angus trying to bend the laws of life and death. Taako just wants to sleep in for once, is that too much to ask?
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ON HIATUS-- listen guys, I know I've left this sit for nearly a year but I swear I'm gonna come back to it (6/25/2020)
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- Part 15 of Lucretia's Volumes [My Balance Fics]
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Going Ghost, Reversing Time, and Other Extreme Sports by EdgarAllenPoet
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
10 Sep 2019
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The front door slammed open, crashing into the wall that held it, and with a burst of celestial energy at his back, Kravitz shifted human and lurched forward just in time to catch Taako falling over the threshold.
“Wha thefuck,” Taako groaned, words slurring. “What the fuuuuuuck was’at? Am I drunk? Did time jus move?”
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- Part 16 of Lucretia's Volumes [My Balance Fics]
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You're Allowed to Cry Over the Apocalypse by EdgarAllenPoet
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
10 Sep 2019
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Lup snorted a quiet laugh and nodded. “Right, right,” she agreed. “What are you, like, seventy? Such a grown up. Still in the midst of adolescence in elf years, kemosabe.”
Barry frowned, opened his mouth a few times to speak and closed it again unsure, before settling on mumbling, “I’m thirty-seven….”
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- Part 17 of Lucretia's Volumes [My Balance Fics]
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There's Fantasy Tylenol on the Moon by EdgarAllenPoet
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
07 Oct 2019
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“I’m fine,” Taako complained. “Our dumbass meat-shield took most of the hit anyways, I’m-- don’t, hey-- stop-- would you-- fuck! Merle, ow!”
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- Part 4 of Whumptober 2019
- Part 18 of Lucretia's Volumes [My Balance Fics]
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Sorry Honey, the Voidfish Made Me Fuck Your Brother by EdgarAllenPoet
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
10 Dec 2019
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Barry's life is weird. He wakes up in a cave with no memories and is following orders from a particularly bossy coin. When he meets someone handsome and friendly in a tavern, he can't quite talk him out of having a little bit of fun.
Which he barely even thinks about, until their memories come crashing back to him. Thankfully his family has an excellent sense of humor.
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- Part 19 of Lucretia's Volumes [My Balance Fics]
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"I'm trying to see how many cups of coffee it takes to feel happy. So far it's not twelve."
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- Part 20 of Lucretia's Volumes [My Balance Fics]