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    An unwelcome, undead guest lets himself into Barry's office, and gods above, there's just gotta be some mistake.

    (or: who would win: the handpicked emissary of the goddess of death, or one (1) lich with really bad impostor syndrome)

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    1/1
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    42
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    232
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    30
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    699
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    Canon divergence AU where Taako turned himself into a lich along with Lup and Barry. He and Barry are off-ship when Lucretia feeds her journals to Fisher, and Kravitz stumbles across them because they were tracking down the same necromantic circle. Skeletal Shenanigans Ensue.

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    2,162
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    81
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    Barry needed to find Lup. He couldn’t solve this alone— he’d been used to not solving things alone for the better part of a century— but he and Lup could come up with a solution.

    Yes. He’d find Lup, and they’d fix this together.

    //

    Character study of Barry between the Stolen Century and the beginning of Balance

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    16,620
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
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    9
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    2
    Hits:
    92
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    Taako asked Kravitz to figure out what was up with his Umbrastaff. Kravitz still isn't sure how it could have gone worse.

    Series
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    64,166
    Chapters:
    42/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    420
    Kudos:
    994
    Bookmarks:
    183
    Hits:
    15939
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    Kravitz has an incredibly important question for Taako that he's been thinking about for a while. Which brings the question, how do you show someone how much you love them? Kravitz's answer is with music.

    Written as part of the TAZ Candlenights Exchange 2021 for @nureyevcomehome on Twitter!

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    3
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    31
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    2
    Hits:
    203
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    I'm participating in a taz celebration on Tumblr! I'll be posting the short stories I write for this altogether here as separate chapters, and I'll update the tags as I write and cross post here.

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    English
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    35,793
    Chapters:
    28/28
    Comments:
    87
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    494
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    “Barry.” The man looks at him pleasantly, and it looks so much like the mild mannered college professor he’d met a century ago that it makes his chest ache. “I’m going to say a bunch of things to you now, and none of them are going to make sense, but I want you to remember them anyway."

    --

    Short excerpt of an Eighth Bird Kravitz AU

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    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    181
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    Taako and Lup abandon their boys at Carey and Killian's wedding... so what do the boys get up to?

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    1,101
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    251
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    In the aftermath of the catastrophe at the Miller Lab, Kravitz strikes a deal with his bounties. Their crimes against death will be forgiven if they can bring in two specific liches for arrest…

    But unfortunately, those liches are named Lup and Barry J. Bluejeans.

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    45,265
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    156
    Kudos:
    179
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    2980
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    "You’re my best friend. And he’s your brother and just saying that is weird."

    Best friends are good for being stupid together. Lup and Kravitz talk about prom.

    Series
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    English
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    2,385
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    606
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    Lup had been right. Lup was usually right- not that Taako would admit it, because fuck being the bigger person- but Lup had been totally right this time. They were going to have to move.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    5,585
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    754
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    See, Lup was a poor girl, but she had a gift to give. She could make you see how the world could be, in spite of the way that it is.
    Or, Lup is the idealistic musician, where no journey is too long to save someone she loves. Taako's a hungry young boy with a choice to make, just trying to keep his belly full. Barry and Kravitz are the gods making their sibling rivalry everyone else's problem.

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    English
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    8,090
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    554
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    Barry makes a terrible mistake, and ends up with his life quite literally in the hands of the reaper. Whoopsa doopsa!

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    4,103
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    39
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    203
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    1273
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    "Hey there bud. Y'know it's, like, fuck-all o'clock in the morning, right?"
    "...Yes?"
    "And you were just, like… really jonesing for some pancakes."
    A oneshot with no bearing on the plot of my other fics.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    429
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    Other than his bounties, Kravitz hadn’t interacted with living people in a casual setting since he’d been alive himself. Taako assures him that he’s doing fine, that the others are already weird enough that they won’t even notice if he’s a little awkward, but Kravitz can’t help but worry.

    After a while he finally feels as if he’s getting the hang of being among the living.

    Which is, of course, when Barry and Lup make their big announcement.
    ~
    “I wouldn’t be surprised if her first word is fuck.”

    “No way,” Lup says, “her first word is going to be Mama. I can feel it.”

    “What about me?” Barry says, “who’s to say her first word won’t be Dada?”

    Taako laughs. “Hate to break it to you both, but her first word is going to be Taako, and that’s that on that.”

    Lup balks at her brother. “And what makes you think you’re going to be her first word? You’re not the one who’s giving her life.”

    “The power of being the favourite uncle is a strong one.”

    “Alright, asshole, if you’re so sure, why don’t we make this interesting?”

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    1/1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    233
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    21
    Hits:
    1008
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    Magnus won four couple resort passes but only knows one other couple. Lup & Taako are more than willing to fake relationships if it means a free three-day weekend at Neverwinter’s most exclusive resort.

    Language:
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    16,650
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    189
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    1053
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    (Inspired by this tumblr post)

    Kravitz takes all seven bounties, because a group appearing all at once means they're a package deal. He expects it to be easy to find that many outlaws huddled up in one place. But instead, he only finds one, and that one happens to be the most elusive, awful, nefarious(?) lich he's ever encountered.

    Alternate title: Krav E. Coyote and the Red Robe Runner

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,967
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    438
    Kudos:
    1819
    Bookmarks:
    418
    Hits:
    16147
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    Taako and Lup are a package deal. This takes some getting used to for Kravitz, who initially didn't sign up for two dramatic elves invading his kitchen. It all turns out alright anyway.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,294
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    84
    Kudos:
    241
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1692
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    The Hallwinter assignment is a surprise. Kravitz takes one look at Hallwinter’s profile during the briefing — billionaire, built a robot suit, fighting terrorism on his own with no oversight — and mentally assigns it to a particular class of agent: young, female, attractive. The kind of person a billionaire would hire as a personal assistant. Carey, maybe.

    Instead, the Director slides a dossier across the table to Kravitz.

    (Kravitz and Barry meet two years before the events of All the Things You Prayed For.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    157
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    Some people have a Mark, and a Mark means you have a Bond. Someone may have one, or twenty, or none. Most have none, and this is not surprising. They are written by fate herself, handpicked and carefully woven.

    Bonds will never live their life without meeting their other. They are meant to know the other.

    A Mark is a promise, and fate always fulfills her promises.

    OR:

    Istus takes a special hand to guide the paths of our favorite adventures.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,410
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    188
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    1118

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