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UNTITLED GROUP CHAT
Yae Miko has created a group chat
Yae Miko has added 10+ people
Raiden Shogun: Miko, what the hell?
Yae Miko: do you like it? 🥺
Raiden Shogun: No.
Yae Miko: hearts been broken so many times 💔
Yumemizuki Mizuki: not even 5 seconds into this and you've already broken up lmaoo
Yae Miko: she hates me :(
Sangonomiya Kokomi: can I ask the question of why we're here?
Yae Miko: shrugs. I got bored
Sangonomiya Kokomi: ..of course
Kujou Sara: Can we talk about how she said “shrugs” over text?
Yae Miko: No.
Yoimiya: woah, a new group chat! hi everyone!! :D
Arataki Itto: WHAT IS UP MY BROMIES!!
Kujou Sara: Oh great he's here.
Kamisato Ayaka: Oh, this is a surprise. Hello everyone!
Yoimiya: hi ayaka!! :)
Kamisato Ayaka: Hello, Yoimiya! :) (Did I do it right?)
Yoimiya: Yes you did!
Kamisato Ayato: I see Lady Guuji has found a new way to keep her boredom at bay
Yae Miko: oh great, I forgot I invited the Yashiro rascal
whatever, things are getting boring. let’s get this group chat a proper name..
“UNTITLED” has changed to “Scissor City”
Raiden Shogun: MIKO
Yae Miko: there is no falsehoods in that name
Kamisato Ayato: There is one.
That being that not all of us are women
Yae Miko: you men don't exist to me, so there is actually zero falsehoods
Kamisato Ayato: …Right
Yae Miko: anyways, everyone’s chat names are bland. Let me just..
Yae Miko changed 10+ usernames
Yae Miko: that’s better
The Almighty Raiden Shogun: Why is yours the only one not changed?
..Did you have to do the entire name.. People are going to get the wrong idea, I am simply here for casual reasons
Yae Miko: why have titles if you don’t want to use them?
also, my name is simply too good to be changed
therapist lady: not anymore
therapist lady changed a nickname
guuji lesbian: ..Et tu, Mizuki?
therapist lady: It’s only fair, don’t you think :)
raven edge lord: Don’t you have shrine duties to attend to Guuji Yae?
…Just. Why.
guuji lesbian: i thought it was fitting :)
sugar daddy: Oh great, what nickname shall I have..
Guuji Yae is banned from the Kamisato Estate
guuji lesbian: You can’t stop me from seeing my beloved little sister
sugar daddy: SHE IS MY SISTER
the better kamisato: I am glad you view me in such a high standard Guuji Yae!!
Also, my brother isn’t that bad :(
guuji lesbian: don’t worry my dear little sister, you will see the truth soon
sugar daddy: …Should I be worried..
sugar baby: hello guys!!
goodbye guys!!
guuji lesbian: couldn’t even stay for his boyfriend.. what a shame..