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Summary:

Cliff Marleau and Ilya Rozanov are good bros. They share everything with each other. Including, apparently, their nudes.

or: texting fic where Cliff and Ilya rate each other's nudes in a totally platonic bro way of course

Notes:

Hello party people!

We're back with more nonsense, this time zooming in on my most precious Boston Bonehead: the one, the only, Cliff Marleau. The timeline is a little wishy washy on this one - it could take place basically any time between 2010 and 2016.

There are no actual nude images within (sorry fellow perverts) - instead there are just descriptions of what the images contain. I hope that makes sense! You will just have to use your wonderful imaginations :)

This is a texting fic! Please make sure you have custom skins enabled and don't try to download it or it will break!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Peachy

Chapter Text

Big Roz 💪💯

[dick pic] fuck yeah dude good lighting good angle she'll love this one 🔥🔥
😎
is this for a new chick or a regular?
not new
you send her ass pics yet?
???
no I don't send ass pics wtf Marly ??
what? Never?
no????
I give them what they want 🍆💪
bro if I had an ass like yours I'd be sending everyone I ever met ass pics on the daily 🍑🍑🍑
probably good you have gross hairy ass then
😂😂
some chicks dig the hair
okay bigfoot 🫈
you know what they say about big feet…
I have seen your dick Marly
yeah so you know I'm not lying
[another dick pic] fuck dude that one's even better 🥵💪
but I still think you should try ass pics
wait gimme a sec
like this
[mirror selfie nude showing Cliff’s knees to shoulders from behind. His free hand is grabbing one of his hairy ass cheeks] that is a good one Marly
very hairy
lady bigfoot will like
fuck you dude 🖕
the chicks love it trust me bro
they don't want to just see your dick all the time
okay I try
[similar selfie but Ilya is clearly grabbing his dick instead and the bottom of his chin is visible from the side showing him smirking at the camera] fucking hell yeah brother 💯💯💯🥵🥵🥵🔥🔥🍑🍑🍑🍑
this is a hall of famer
you gonna send this to that chick?
yes have sent
fuck dude guess that's your evening plans sorted
use protection! 🚫👶
😂😂😂
not hooking up tonight
that's just nasty bro
you can't send her that and then not fuck her
you're a cruel motherfucker
she is not in Boston
gonna facetime her at least?
facetime?
yeah phone sex
it's like the cornerstone of most hockey relationships???
is not relationship
you sent her that ass pic I'm pretty sure you have to marry her now
😂😂
she has already seen my ass Marly
is nothing new
I've seen your ass too bro but that pic is a proposal
so I have to marry you too?
fuck off dude I'm trying to help
so you are not saying yes? 😢💍
would be beautiful wedding 💒👰‍♂️
😂😂😂
could build incredible life together 👨‍❤️‍👨
could look at your hairy bigfoot ass every day 🍑🫈
maybe even learn to love it ❤️
dude you're fucking crazy 😂😂
do you really not have phone sex?
no
why I need phone? Can just have real sex
fucking beautician 😂
is much better 🤷‍♂️
why you sending her ass pics then?
she asks for photos
and you suggested it Marly??
she send any back?
she is shy
and I would not show you anyway
would make you sad that you can never have her 😢
bro I don't want to see them
and I get plenty of action fuck you
got three chicks in my dms right now
[dick pic] try lower angle, will make it look thicker
you saying I've got a skinny dick?
😂😂😂
if that is skinny mine is like pencil ✏️
[dick pic, lower angle] yes is better
looks massive 👍
hell yeah Kirsty's gonna love it 🔥💪
this is for Kirsty? The girl from New York?
yeah
I did not know you were still talking to her
is serious?
you are dating?
nah just casual
she was hot
good for you 👍
fuck yeah, absolute animal in bed too
gonna try for round 2 when we play the Admirals in a couple of weeks
so no plans tonight?
nah bro just me and my right hand
😂😂
GTA?
yeah sure just give me a minute to finish jacking off
wow you are so good at sexting Marly
no wonder kirsty puts up with your hairy ass
fuck you
I'll be on in 5?
okay 👍
have fun 😘
🖕